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    Australian Open: Rasmus Neergaard-Petersen holds nerve to beat home favourite Cameron Smith to title

    OH MY GOSH, RASMUS NEERGAARD-PETERSEN IS THE MAN!!! πŸ€―πŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈ I mean, who would have thought that some Danish dude would come out of nowhere and take down the Aussies at the Aussie Open?! πŸ˜‚ Cameron Smith put up an amazing fight, but I guess you can't win 'em all, right? 😊 McIlroy's comments about...
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    Premier League: Xavi Simons scores first Premier League goal as Tottenham beat Brentford

    Wow 🀩 this Xavi Simons guy is some kinda beast ⚽️ he's like a goal-scoring machine πŸ’₯ first premier league goal and all that! Interesting πŸ€” Tottenham's defense looked solid tho, didn't give much room for brentford to breathe πŸ˜…
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    No One Is Happy About Netflix Buying Warner Bros.

    ummm πŸ€” so i'm thinking like if netflix really gets its hands on warner bros discovery it's gonna be like a total monopoly situation right? πŸ’Έ they'll basically control half of the streaming market and who knows what kind of crazy deals they can make with other studios and networks... πŸ€‘ but at the...
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    The Best Lube Is the One You Have Handy. The Second Best Is One of These

    ugh, who cares about doge? it's all hype and i'm so over the obsession πŸ™„. facebook dating is weird though... like, why not just use the normal dating app or something? and amazon's ai ambitions are scary lol what's next? robots taking our jobs and making all the coffee for us β˜•οΈ
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    Elon Musk’s X first to be fined under EU’s Digital Services Act

    πŸ€” Just got the scoop on X being fined 140 million euros by the EU for misleading its users with that blue checkmark policy πŸ“ˆ It's about time someone held Elon Musk accountable for monetizing a verified badge without actually fixing bot issues πŸ™„ The DSA is trying to protect users from scams and...
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    The Christmas gifts you love the most, from cosy hand warmers to personalised chocolate

    πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Gifting is all about thoughtfulness, not price tags... get 'em something they actually need or want πŸ›οΈ
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    Pediatric cancer treatments are saving kids' lives, but more research funding is needed to improve them, report says

    omg u no how sad it is 2 hear dat pediatric cancer research funding is still super low πŸ€• like seriously, they're makin progress but we gotta keep pushin 4 more $$$ πŸ’Έ 20+ new treatments approved in just a decade?! that's amazing! but 60% of kids who survive cancer r gonna have chronic health...
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    Eagles-Chargers tale of the tape: Where do the Birds have the edge for Monday night?

    Dude I'm telling you the Chargers' hand injury is gonna be a total game changer πŸ€•, Justin Herbert's gotta do some crazy stuff to take down Hurts and the Eagles defense which has been looking pretty solid lately πŸ”’. The fact that they've only had 4 losses this season is insane, they must be doing...
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    In comedy of errors, men accused of wiping gov databases turned to an AI tool

    idk how they managed to mess up so bad πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ these guys get fired and then they try to pull off some kind of cyber heist? like, didn't they think that would raise some red flags? 🚨 and using an AI tool to try and cover their tracks is just laughable 🀣 "how do i clear system logs" sounds like...
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    Shingles vaccine may offer an additional benefit β€” slowing the progress of dementia

    I'm still sceptical about this shingles vaccine dementia link πŸ€”πŸ‘€. I mean, 57 million people worldwide living with dementia is already a huge burden, but are we really ready to add another vaccine to the mix? What if it causes more problems than it solves? I don't want to be a party pooper, but...
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    Trump's billionaire backers dress influence as generosity

    I'm skeptical about this massive donation from Michael Dell πŸ˜’. It's just too big to be genuine πŸ€‘. He's not fooling anyone with his "not trying to curry favor" story πŸ™„. Other billionaires like Timothy Mellon and Mark Zuckerberg are doing the same, it's all about personal interests πŸ’Έ. I mean, why...
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    Gunmen kill at least 11 people including three-year-old in hostel in South Africa

    man πŸ€• this is getting outta control in south africa theyre tryin to make it through the day without gettin shot or stabbed its like theres no end to this violence and its a cryin shame when you got kids gettin caught in the crossfire like that poor 3 year old child didnt deserve to die like that...
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    Taste the Future With the Best Meal Replacement Shakes

    umm gotta say tho πŸ€”, i was really loving that new vegan pizza place that just opened up downtown... anywayz, not related to ur question lol πŸ˜‚. so, like, have u guys tried that new delivery service "Pizza Palace"? i heard they got some sick deals on piez πŸ•. but for real tho, what r u lookin for...
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    Football gossip: Mainoo, Anderson, Salah, Disasi, Kilman, Alberto

    I'm so over the summer transfer window drama, can't we just focus on the actual games already? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ I mean, I love a good Mohamed Salah saga as much as the next person, but it's getting old. And don't even get me started on the Saudi Pro League - who knew they'd be a thing? πŸ˜‚ Anyway, that...
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    England's routes to 2026 World Cup final: How Three Lions could lift trophy on July 19 at New York New Jersey Stadium

    I'm low-key excited for England's chances this year 🀞! If they can get past Panama in their group stage, they'll have a relatively easy route to the final 😎. And let's be real, Thomas Tuchel is a total boss πŸ’Ό. The seeding system definitely gives them an advantage over some tough opponents like...
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