In comedy of errors, men accused of wiping gov databases turned to an AI tool

Two US contractors, Muneeb Akhter and Sohaib Akhter, who were previously convicted of hacking into the State Department's systems a decade ago, have once again found themselves in hot water with federal authorities. This time, however, their antics are being described as a "comedy of errors."

According to an indictment unsealed last week, Akhter and his brother Sohaib, both 34, were fired from their jobs just minutes before they allegedly attempted to steal and destroy government records by deleting databases and documents from three separate government agencies. The brothers worked for a contractor company in Washington D.C., which provides software and services to 45 US agencies.

The men's brazen attempt at cybercrime was hindered when one of them, Muneeb Akhter, turned to an AI chat tool for help covering his tracks. In a bizarre display of ineptitude, Akhter asked the AI "how do I clear system logs from SQL servers after deleting databases," only to be met with a response that likely further complicated matters rather than provided a solution.

Prosecutors say that despite their botched attempt at covering their tracks, they were able to gather evidence of discussions between the brothers in which they discussed removing incriminating evidence from their homes. Furthermore, the men allegedly wiped their employer-issued laptops by reinstalling the operating system just three days after being fired.

The allegations against Akhter and Sohaib are that they coordinated the cybercrime attempt, began carrying it out shortly after being fired, and even attempted to destroy records, all while lacking basic knowledge of database commands. Their reliance on an AI tool in a bid to cover up their alleged crimes only added to their ineptitude.

The case has raised eyebrows, particularly given that Akhter and Sohaib were previously convicted of similar crimes over a decade ago. While the exact circumstances surrounding this latest incident are still unclear, one thing is certain: the men's continued antics in the world of cybercrime have left authorities scratching their heads.
 
I'm like totally shocked by these two guys ๐Ÿ˜‚... I mean, can you believe they thought an AI chat tool was gonna help them out? ๐Ÿคฃ It's like, they're trying to be some sort of superheroes but really they just look like clumsy amateurs trying to cover their tracks. And the fact that they asked for help from a tool and still got it wrong is just laughable ๐Ÿ™„.

I'm not surprised they got caught though... I mean, you can't just erase your history (literally) and expect to get away with it ๐Ÿ’ป. It's like, basic knowledge of database commands? Come on guys! You should've known better. And now they're facing another round of consequences for their actions ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ.

It's actually kind of fascinating how inept they are at trying to cover up their tracks ๐Ÿค”. Maybe we can all learn from their mistakes and be more mindful of our online activities? ๐Ÿ™ Just saying...
 
๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ these guys r like, literally, 1 step ahead of themselves ๐Ÿ™ˆ so they get fired and then try to cover their tracks with an AI chat tool? it's like they thought that was gonna magically erase all evidence ๐Ÿšฎ what's more embarrassing is that the AI just gave them bad advice lol anyway, i'm surprised they didn't think this one through before acting ๐Ÿค”
 
idk what's more cringeworthy, the fact that these guys tried to delete government records or that they thought using an AI chat tool would magically make them invisible ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. like, you can't even cover your tracks with a bot anymore? it's just a joke at this point. and the part where they wiped their laptops by reinstalling the os... what are we, 5 years old? ๐Ÿ™„
 
I'm lovin' how the whole AI chat tool fiasco backfired on those guys ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ! Like, who uses an AI to try and cover up a hack? It's just begging for trouble! And can you believe they thought reinstalling the OS on their laptops would erase all the evidence ๐Ÿ™„? Give me a break! These two dudes are like cybercrime amateurs, and it's only a matter of time before they get caught red-handed. I mean, who tries to delete databases and then asks for help from an AI tool? It's just so... human ๐Ÿ˜‚. And with their history, you'd think they'd know better. But hey, I guess you can't teach some people how to do the right thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
 
idk how they managed to mess up so bad ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ these guys get fired and then they try to pull off some kind of cyber heist? like, didn't they think that would raise some red flags? ๐Ÿšจ and using an AI tool to try and cover their tracks is just laughable ๐Ÿคฃ "how do i clear system logs" sounds like something a noob would type in online forums. it's almost like they wanted to get caught ๐Ÿ˜‚ anyway, glad they're not taking this one seriously but still hope justice gets served ๐Ÿ’ฏ
 
I'm so glad to see these two clowns getting caught again ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean, who tries to delete database logs with an AI tool that just makes things worse? It's like they thought they were going to fool everyone and get away with it ๐Ÿ’ธ. And let's be real, wiping their laptops just three days after being fired was the perfect plan for covering their tracks ๐Ÿคฃ. I'm surprised they didn't try to hack into a Netflix account too ๐Ÿ™„. The whole thing is just a big farce, and I love how the authorities are just rolling with it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
 
can u believe these 2 dudes are at it again ๐Ÿคฏ they were fired like mins before they tried to pull off this fancy hacking stunt & what do they do? ask an AI for help lol, it was like they wanted us to know how incompetent they are ๐Ÿ˜‚ and then they wiped their laptops after being fired ๐Ÿ™„ like what's next, tryna hide from the authorities with a " i didnt do it" face ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ come on guys, how hard is it to cover your tracks? i mean seriously, you get caught not once but twice and now you're trying to pull a fast one with some AI chat tool ๐Ÿค–? newsflash: the robots ain't gonna help u out of this mess ๐Ÿ˜‚. and btw, 45 US agencies using the same contractor company? that's like me asking 45 friends if they wanna hang out at my house... not exactly a secret operation ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ It just goes to show that even with experience under your belt, you can still mess up big time! I mean, these two blokes got fired from their jobs and then thought they could just waltz in and try to pull off another cybercrime? And what's with the AI tool? Did they really think it was going to be a magic solution? ๐Ÿค– It's like they thought they were in a video game or something! ๐Ÿ˜‚ But seriously, folks, it's just a sad reminder that even with tech savviness, there's always room for error. You gotta stay vigilant and keep your wits about you, especially when it comes to things like this. ๐Ÿค”
 
I'm literally shaking my head at these two guys ๐Ÿคฏ. I mean, who tries to pull off a heist with AI chat tool? Like, what's next? Asking Alexa for help with a bank robbery? ๐Ÿค‘ But seriously, the fact that they thought asking an AI for help would make them harder to catch is just laughable ๐Ÿ˜‚. And on top of that, wiping their laptops and trying to cover their tracks like amateurs... it's just so basic ๐Ÿ”ด.

And what really gets me is that these guys have been down this road before ๐Ÿšซ. You'd think they'd learn from their past mistakes, but nope. It's like they're trying to relive the same embarrassing moment over and over again ๐Ÿ˜…. I guess you could say their latest attempt at cybercrime has turned into a comedy of errors โ€“ but it's not funny for the victims who lost trust in them ๐Ÿค.

We need better cybersecurity measures, period ๐Ÿ”’. And we need to hold our contractors accountable when they fail us like this ๐Ÿ’ฏ. I just hope these two don't get off scot-free next time... their reputation is already shot ๐Ÿ˜‚.
 
I'm literally just now catching up on this thread and it's wild ๐Ÿคฏ. I mean, who tries to cover their tracks with an AI chat tool? ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's like they thought they were in a movie or something. And the fact that they were able to wipe their laptops by reinstalling the OS is just... amateur hour ๐Ÿ’ป. I don't know what's more impressive, the audacity of their attempt or how clueless they were ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. I guess you could say this whole thing is a comedy of errors, but it's also kinda terrifying to think that these guys managed to evade detection for so long ๐Ÿ”’.
 
I mean come on... 1 decade old conviction and they're back at it again? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ AI chat tools aren't even meant for troubleshooting, just think about that. Like trying to use a car's GPS to fix the actual engine problems. And now they've gone and rubbed it in their faces by making a mess of their own mistakes... who knew deleting databases was harder than just pressing "delete"? ๐Ÿ“Š The only thing more surprising is how quickly they got caught ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
omg can u believe these 2 bros just got caught again ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ they're like the ultimate cybervillains but in a comedy of errors kinda way lol they thought they could outsmart the system by asking an AI chat tool for help but it was like asking google for directions to your own address ๐Ÿ˜‚

i mean come on guys, you got fired and then tried to hack into gov records? that's just basic security 101 ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ and what's with the whole wiping laptop thing? like, don't you know that's just gonna raise more red flags ๐Ÿšจ

anyway i guess this is a good reminder for all us non-experts to not try to hack into gov systems unless we're sure we know what we're doing ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘€
 
OMG, like seriously how do these 2 guys even think they can get away with this ๐Ÿคฏ?! They're like the ultimate examples of "don't try to be a hacker" ๐Ÿ˜‚! I mean, who tries to use an AI chat tool for help covering their tracks and ends up getting caught because it just makes things worse ๐Ÿ™ˆ?! And what's with the whole destroying records thing? Like, aren't they supposed to be pros at this or something? ๐Ÿค” It's like they're trying to make fools of themselves ๐Ÿ˜‚. I'm all about rooting for the underdog, but these two guys are just asking for it ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Anyway, can't wait to see how this one plays out ๐Ÿค 
 
๐Ÿค” I'm just trying to figure out what went wrong here... like, these guys were clearly smart enough to get fired from a contract job with 45 US agencies, but then they go and try to pull off this super basic hacking attempt? It's like they watched too many YouTube tutorials on how to be bad hackers ๐Ÿ˜‚. And using an AI chat tool to cover their tracks is just... wow. Like, what were they thinking? "Hey, I'll just ask the AI for help and it'll magically make my tracks disappear"... ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. It's almost like they wanted to get caught, you know? And now we're left wondering how on earth they thought this would work out for them... ๐Ÿ˜•
 
I'm like totally amazed by these two guys, right? I mean, who tries to hack into government systems again after being fired and even gets outsmarted by an AI chat tool ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. It's like they thought they were sneaking around or something, but their lack of basic knowledge just blew their whole operation wide open ๐Ÿ’ฅ. And can we talk about how hilarious it is that Muneeb Akhter asked the AI for help covering his tracks? Like, did he really think that was going to work? ๐Ÿคฃ. Anyway, I'm all about mindfulness and self-awareness, so I'd say these guys could learn a thing or two from taking responsibility for their actions and seeking help instead of trying to cover it up ๐Ÿ’–.
 
I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE! THESE TWO GUYS ARE LIKE THE ULTIMATE NO-VACUUM CLEANERS! THEY GET CAUGHT IN A CYBERCRIME SCHEME, TRY TO COVER THEIR TRACKS WITH AN AI TOOL... AND IT JUST MAKES THEM LOOK EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS!!! I FEEL SORRY FOR THE AUTHORITIES, WHO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS STUFF. IT'S LIKE, C'MON GUYS, GET A GRIP! AND WHY DO WE ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE PROBABLY NOT THE SMARTEST COINS IN THE POND TRYING TO COMMIT CYBERCRIME?! IT JUST SHOWS HOW EASY IT IS TO GET CAUGHT THESE DAYS. ANYWAY, I HOPE THEY GET WHAT'S COMING TO THEM... AND A GOOD LAUGH FOR US ALL! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘€
 
I mean can you even believe these two ๐Ÿคฏ? They got caught twice before and now they think they can just try again? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Their plan was literally a comedy of errors! One of them asks an AI for help covering his tracks, like what's next? ๐Ÿค– Asking Siri to write their confession letter ๐Ÿ“. And their boss fires them MINUTES before they try to steal government records... that's some next-level bad planning right there ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ.

But for real though, the fact that they were able to coordinate this cybercrime attempt just days after being fired is wild. And their lack of knowledge about basic database commands? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ That's like trying to hack into a system with a beginner's guide ๐Ÿ˜…. Prosecutors have gotta be scratching their heads, wondering how these guys thought they could get away with it again.

The stats on their previous convictions are wild too... 10 years ago they got caught and now they're at it again ๐Ÿšจ. It's like they didn't learn from their mistakes or something ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Anyway, this case is definitely a wild ride ๐ŸŽข.
 
OMG I cant believe these guys thought they could just hire an AI to help them cover their tracks like what were they thinking ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ? And then they ask it for help with clearing system logs like did they really think that was a good idea ๐Ÿ˜‚? It's so ridiculous that they got caught because of their own incompetence. I mean, come on guys, if you're gonna try to commit cybercrime, at least learn the basics first ๐Ÿ™„. And now they've gone and raised eyebrows again after being previously convicted of similar crimes... just amazing ๐Ÿคฏ. It's almost like they think they can outsmart everyone because they were in over their heads before ๐Ÿ˜ณ.
 
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