Agatha Christie's Seven Dials review – think Downton Abbey is real? This terrible adaptation is for you

Netflix's latest adaptation of Agatha Christie's 'Seven Dials' feels like a watered-down, sanitized version of the classic whodunit genre. It's an attempt to make something palatable for a global audience that has come to associate period dramas with the likes of Downton Abbey and has forgotten the complexities of true literary crime fiction.

The story follows Lady Eileen 'Bundle' Brent as she navigates a complex web of relationships and deceit in 1920s London. When her friend's body is found dead, Bundle takes it upon herself to investigate, aided by a series of cryptic clues and anonymous notes. However, the plot is predictable and formulaic, relying on convenient coincidences and contrivances to keep the viewer engaged.

One of the most jarring aspects of this adaptation is its tone. The show's attempts at modernizing the period setting come across as heavy-handed and forced, with characters spouting awkwardly phrased dialogue about emotional wellbeing and trauma. It's a strange choice for a genre that has always thrived on wit, sarcasm, and clever wordplay.

The arrival of real detective Supt Battle (played by Martin Freeman) is the only bright spot in an otherwise uninspired production. His presence brings a sense of credibility and authority to the investigation, but even he can't elevate this mess of a plot to something truly compelling.

Ultimately, 'Seven Dials' feels like a missed opportunity to do justice to Agatha Christie's timeless classic. It's a shallow, retro-fitted attempt to appeal to a global audience that has lost touch with the original material. Even fans of period dramas may find themselves checking their watches as they trudge through the three hour-long episodes.
 
I'm so frustrated when i see stuff like this, you know? Like, Netflix is all about adapting iconic stories, but sometimes it feels like they're more concerned with making something 'safe' for everyone rather than actually capturing the essence of the original material 🤦‍♀️. I mean, Agatha Christie's 'Seven Dials' is a classic whodunit that's supposed to be all about clever clues and twists, but this adaptation just feels like it's phoning it in 😴. And don't even get me started on the tone - it's like they're trying to shoehorn modern sensibilities into a period drama that's always been about wit and sarcasm 💁‍♀️. I'd rather stick with shows that try harder, you know? 📺
 
I'm really disappointed in this Netflix adaptation 🤕 it feels like they watered down Agatha Christie's classic whodunit for a global audience that only knows Downton Abbey 😴 I mean, what happened to the complexities and twists of true literary crime fiction? The plot is so predictable and formulaic... and don't even get me started on the tone 🤣 it feels like they're trying too hard to be modern and relevant. "Emotional wellbeing" and "trauma" in a period drama? Give me a break! 😂 But hey, Martin Freeman's character does bring some credibility to the show 🙏
 
I'm so over this remake thing... like, can't they just leave great books and shows alone? 🤦‍♀️ I mean, I love a good whodunit as much as the next person, but this 'Seven Dials' is just so... meh. They're trying to make it all modern and relatable, but it just comes across as try-hard. Like, yeah, we get it, emotional wellbeing is important now 🤗. Can't they just have a decent conversation without it feeling like a info dump? And don't even get me started on the plot... predictable from like 5 minutes in. 😴 I was kinda hoping for something more complex and intriguing, but nope. Even Martin Freeman can't save this mess... 🤕
 
🤔 this new netflix adaptation is really underwhelming... i mean it tries but its like they're waterin down the whole whodunit vibe for a more global appeal 🌎 which isnt the same as makin it authentic & clever like agatha christie's books 👀 especially when its all about emotional wellbeing & trauma in a period drama 🤷‍♀️ martin freeman is the only one savin this show but thats not enough to save it from feelin predictable & formulaic 📺
 
I'm so underwhelmed by this Netflix adaptation 🤕. I mean, come on, a whodunit set in the 20s should be all about twists and turns, but instead it's like they took every 'gotcha' moment from a bad cop show 😒. And don't even get me started on how they watered down the characters - Lady Eileen is basically just a prop with no real depth or agency 🤷‍♀️.

I do love Martin Freeman as Supt Battle though, he's like the only reason I kept watching 👮‍♂️. But overall, this show feels like a lazy cash-grab that tries to appeal to everyone except true fans of Agatha Christie's work 💸. If they wanted to make it more 'global' they should've stuck closer to the original material and not tried to shoehorn in all these modern 'issues' 🤦‍♀️. Such a shame, I was really hoping for something more 🔥.
 
omg i know what u mean!! i just finished watching it and i was like what is going on??? the whole thing felt so forced and like they were trying too hard to make it modern and relatable but it ended up feeling like a weak attempt at being clever 🤔. martin freeman is always great tho 🙌 he brought some much needed credibility to the show but even he couldn't save it from its overall mess. i mean come on 3 hours of episode time? that's just crazy long 📺😴. anyway, i'm glad someone else feels the same way about this adaptation 😅
 
omg i completely agree with this review 🤯! i mean, agatha christie's books are so much more than just a pretty period setting - there's actual depth and complexity to her writing. this adaptation feels like they're trying too hard to make it relatable to modern audiences, but in doing so, they've lost all the subtlety and nuance that makes true crime fiction so great 😒

and martin freeman showing up is literally the only thing that saves this whole production from being a complete disaster 🙌. even with him in it, though, it's hard to get on board with the weak plot and cheesy dialogue 💁‍♀️. i think they're trying too hard to fit everything into a neat little box, but really, good mystery writing is all about subtlety and misdirection 🤔

anyway, if you're an agatha christie fan, you're probably gonna skip this one and go read the real deal instead 😂.
 
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