Beyond Keane's stick-it-up-your-bollocks, there isn't much else to Saipan | Jonathan Wilson

A cinematic exercise in meticulous detail has just landed on Irish shores, touting itself as the definitive account of one of the most infamous episodes in Republic of Ireland football history. Glenn Leyburn's and Lisa Barros D'Sa's "Saipan" is a film that's all about getting it right – from the meticulously recreated tracksuits to the painstakingly re-created press conferences.

This level of attention to detail does raise an interesting question, though: what's the point? Why bother recreating every frame of every scene if the actual footage already exists? And yet, the filmmakers seem determined to recreate them, often with admirable accuracy. This becomes particularly evident in the climactic "stick it up your bollocks" tirade, which is reproduced almost verbatim from the original press conference.

However, this meticulous attention to detail raises another question: at what cost? The film's portrayal of Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy's infamous dispute has been widely panned by those who actually witnessed it, with many disputing some of the key events that have been recreated on screen. The film depicts Keane as a hotheaded, entitled figure, while its portrayal of McCarthy is more sympathetic.

One wonders why this wasn't simply a documentary. Why dramatize what's already been recorded? Perhaps the filmmakers hoped to create a more compelling narrative around the events, but in doing so, they've created a film that feels curiously detached from reality.

The result is a jarring mix of drama and documentary that doesn't quite cohere. While Éanna Hardwicke shines as Keane, Steve Coogan fares less well as McCarthy – particularly when it comes to capturing the older man's physical presence. The supporting cast isn't much better, with Steven Reid and Jason McAteer – two other named players in the film – feeling like mere caricatures.

Ultimately, "Saipan" feels like an aesthetic experiment gone wrong. Rather than presenting a compelling narrative, the filmmakers have created a film that's more concerned with reproducing historical events on screen than exploring their significance. It's not unlike trying to recreate a great painting by simply copying it frame for frame – there's no soul, no passion, no life in the process.

In short, "Saipan" is a film that fails to capture the essence of its subject matter. While it's impressive from an aesthetic standpoint, its narrative shortcomings make it feel like less than the sum of its parts.
 
🎥👀 so i just watched saipan and i gotta say, i'm still trying to wrap my head around why they didn't just stick to a doco 🤔 it's like they wanted to dramatize everything but ended up losing the heart of the story 📺

anyway 👇 here's my attempt at breaking down the plot into a flowchart:
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| Press Con |
| Conference |
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| Roy Keane vs Mick McCarthy |
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| Drama/Doco Blend |
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| Unsatisfied Audience |
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it's like, what's the point of recreating every frame if you're not gonna add anything new to the story? 🤷‍♂️
 
idk why filmmakers would go through all this trouble just to recreate history on screen 🤷‍♂️. i mean, we already have footage of that press conference lol... and btw, those football players look so much older in real life than they do on screen. steve coogan's not a bad actor, but he can't exactly pass for the 40+ year old mick mccarthy 🤣. what's next? making a film about irish history where you just show the same old rolling green hills and stuff like that? 🌿
 
I just watched this movie "Saipan" about Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy's infamous dispute and I'm still trying to figure out what I just saw... 🤔 The attention to detail is insane, but at what cost? It feels like they're more focused on recreating the exact same scenes instead of exploring what really happened. And don't even get me started on how they portrayed Keane - it's like they were going for a caricature rather than trying to capture his real personality 🤷‍♂️

I mean, why not just make a documentary? It would've been so much more straightforward and respectful to the players involved. And what's with the acting? Steve Coogan as McCarthy was cringeworthy 😳 Steven Reid and Jason McAteer felt like they were sleepwalking through their scenes too... It just feels like an aesthetic experiment gone wrong 🎨

I guess I'm just not convinced that this movie is about telling a compelling story, it's more like they're trying to prove a point by recreating every single detail on screen. And honestly, it feels like they lost sight of what really matters - the essence of the events themselves. It's like they took all the passion and soul out of the process and were left with just a bunch of dry facts 📚
 
I'm not sure what's more cringeworthy – the fact that they recreated every frame of the press conference or that Steve Coogan thought he could pull off Mick McCarthy's iconic scowl 🙄. I mean, come on, if you're gonna make a film about this infamous episode in Irish football history, just own it instead of trying to recreate everything from scratch.

And what's up with dramatizing events that are already recorded? Can't they just stick to the facts? The attention to detail is impressive, but at what cost? It feels like they lost sight of what made the original story so compelling in the first place 🤷‍♂️.
 
I just watched this film and I gotta say, I'm still trying to wrap my head around it 🤯. The attention to detail is insane, no doubt about that. But at what cost? It feels like they're more focused on recreating the exact moments than actually exploring what happened behind those scenes. And to me, that's where the magic happens – not in the minute details, but in the bigger picture.

I mean, we all know Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy's story already 🙄, so why dramatize it? It just feels like they're trying too hard to be realistic instead of making a statement or sparking some sort of conversation. And don't even get me started on the acting – I was expecting more from Steve Coogan 😐.

It's all about perspective for me. Can we really recreate history with such precision and then forget that there's more to it than just facts and figures? 🤔 The film feels like a puzzle with missing pieces, and not even the actors can fill those gaps.
 
I watched this "Saipan" film and I gotta say, I'm still trying to figure out what it's all about 🤔. They're so focused on getting every detail right that it feels like they lost sight of why we're watching a movie in the first place 🎥. It's like they took all these old clips and just slapped them together without any real storytelling or context. I mean, I get what they were trying to do with the whole documentary thing, but it just didn't work for me 📽️.

And don't even get me started on how they portrayed some of those guys 👊. Roy Keane's character is supposed to be this hotheaded star player, but to me, he came off as a bit of an entitled brat 😒. And Steve Coogan's McCarthy was just...off 🤷‍♂️. I mean, I know the guy has great comedic chops, but this wasn't exactly his strong suit.

It's like they took all these historical events and turned them into this kind of...art project or something 💡. But without any real heart or soul, it just feels empty to me 🎭. Maybe I'm just not smart enough for their level of detail work 😅, but I'd rather have a good ol' fashioned story than all these fancy recreations 🔥.
 
🤔 I'm still trying to wrap my head around this one... It got me thinking about how we consume and interact with history. Is a film that meticulously recreates events just because they can be recreated at all really serving us? Or are we just going through the motions, paying lip service to the past rather than truly understanding its significance? 📺

And what's the value of accuracy vs. emotional resonance? We're so caught up in getting the facts right that we might be sacrificing the bigger picture for the sake of precision. I mean, is it really necessary to dramatize every frame of every scene just because it can be done?

It's like trying to recreate a memory – will the end result be more than just a bunch of re-created moments strung together? Or are we just playing with historical fragments like they're playdough? 💭
 
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