Elon Musk is merging SpaceX and xAI to build data centers in space — or so he says

I'm so over this space stuff 🚀👀. Like, remember when Google was the new kid on the block and everyone thought it was gonna revolutionize everything? Now they're just trying to keep up with Musk's latest harebrained scheme 💸. I mean, $1 trillion is a crazy amount of money, but can we even trust Elon's math skills anymore 🤔? And what about all these lawsuits he's been involved in? It's like he thinks he can just merge companies left and right without anyone batting an eye 😒. Tesla's got enough on its plate with Starlink and all that, do they really need this too? 🤯
 
omg did u ever think about how weird it would be to have a giant space-based pizza delivery service like, imagine just strapping a pizza oven onto a rocket & launching it into orbit 🚀🍕, then when u order, the drone in space is like "ok, pay me $50" lol meanwhile back on earth, this dude's making billions off his space company, but also has to deal with ppl being all salty about him "borrowing" money from tesla 🤑💸 what's up with that tho?
 
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