Gerry & Sewell review – tragicomic search for a Newcastle United season ticket

"A desperate dash for a season ticket is the stuff of comedy gold, or so the new play Gerry & Sewell suggests. Adapted from Jonathan Tulloch's novel The Season Ticket, this West End production follows the misadventures of two hard-up mates in Gateshead as they scour the banks of the Tyne in search of scraps to sell, burgling for cash and battling dark family demons.

The play is full of vivid characters, warts and all. Gerry (Dean Logan) and Sewell (Jack Robertson) are lovable losers who'll stop at nothing to get their paws on a coveted Newcastle United season ticket. Their antics are spiced up with song and dance, vibrant performances, and even some gritty spoken-word poetry.

However, beneath the glossy veneer of its rags-to-riches story lies a messy script that struggles to cohere. The various plot threads pull in different directions, leaving the audience searching for coherence. Breakout musical numbers can be jarring and confusing, disrupting the narrative flow.

That said, there are moments of pure brilliance. A heart-wrenching monologue by Gerry's sister Bridget (Erin Mullen) is a standout, its poignancy tempered only by a few cringe-worthy jokes about Sunderland FC.

Ultimately, Gerry & Sewell is a play that's full of potential – as well as a ton of heart and soul. If it can find a way to harness its chaotic energy and focus on the story at hand, this production could be something truly special. For now, though, it feels like a work in progress."
 
I gotta say, I'm intrigued by Gerry & Sewell - sounds like it's got all the ingredients for a wild ride! I love how they're tackling real-life issues like poverty and mental health, but at the same time, I can see why the script might be a bit of a mess. Those musical numbers do sound like they could be jarring, and it's hard to balance all those different threads.

But what really caught my attention was that monologue by Bridget - it felt so raw and honest, you know? It's like they're not holding back any punches or emotions. And I'm curious to see how the production is gonna balance that with some of the more lighthearted moments. Can't wait to check it out!

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lol what was up with that 3rd act 🤔 i mean i get that it's trying to be funny but some of those song and dance numbers were just meh idk how they gonna make all this stuff gel together its like they took every leftover from the writers room and mashed them into one show idc its still got some great moments tho like that monologue was so emotional 😭 i feel bad for bridget though, poor thing.
 
I think the play is actually kinda boring 🤔 I mean, who wants to watch two guys scrounging around for season tickets? It's just too relatable, you know? And don't even get me started on the song and dance numbers – they're just forced attempts at being fun. And what's up with the Sunderland FC jokes? They feel like a lazy way to try and add some humor. The only thing that kept me from walking out was when Bridget had her monologue, but it felt like an afterthought. I'd rather watch a play about something more interesting than just another underdog story 🤷‍♂️
 
I mean... I just love how nostalgic for 90s music this play is 🎵👍 It's like they're bringing back the Britpop era or something! And can you believe they're singing and dancing about scraping by on the streets of Gateshead? Reminds me of EastEnders back in the day 😂. The plot is all over the place, but I get what they're trying to do - it's like a British version of The Office, but with more football 🏴‍☠️. That monologue by Erin Mullen though... chills every time. I need to watch this play again just to see it.
 
I'm still holding onto my season ticket from 2008 🏰👍... those were the days! The idea of two mates going crazy for a ticket is so relatable. I remember when football was just about supporting your local team and having a pint with the lads, not about getting priced out of the game like this. But, I guess that's progress 🤷‍♂️... or has it? The play sounds like it's got some great moments, but I'm not sure if I'd want to shell out the cash for a ticket just yet 🤑. Maybe they can work on streamlining the story and focusing on what really matters – the friendship between Gerry & Sewell 😊
 
omg this play sounds like such a wild ride 🤯! i love that they're tackling real issues like poverty and family struggles but also adding some much-needed comedy to lighten the mood 😂. the idea of two mates trying to scrounge up season tickets for Newcastle United is so relatable tbh, i mean who hasn't had those desperation moments when all you wanna do is get into a live match 🎟️!

anyway, gotta say tho, the script seems a bit messy 😅. like, i love some of the characters and performances but yeah, the plot can be confusing at times and some of the musical numbers feel out of place 💃. still tho, there's something special about this play and if they can iron out those issues 🔄, it could be really amazing 👏
 
I'm not sure if I'd say the government's got its finger on the pulse of arts funding just yet 🤔, but Gerry & Sewell does feel like a play that's still trying to find its footing. Like the UK's economic situation after Brexit – all over the shop! 😂 One minute it's a heartwarming tale of two mates going for broke, and the next it's a messy script with plot threads flying everywhere. Can't help but wonder if some tighter budget constraints would've helped iron out the wrinkles? 🤷‍♂️ Still, those breakout numbers were something else – reminds me of how some politicians can really bring the house down when they're on stage, but struggle to carry a whole show 😂. Think we need more of that "chaotic energy" in our arts scene...
 
I saw the play and I gotta say, it's all over the place 😂. One minute you're laughing with these two lovable losers, the next you're cringing at their questionable life choices 🤣. The cast is talented tho, especially Erin Mullen as Gerry's sister, she brings so much depth to that role 💔. But yeah, the script needs some work, it's like they threw a bunch of ideas against the wall and hoped one would stick 🤷‍♂️. Still, I think there's potential for greatness here, just need 'em to tighten it up a bit 🔩.
 
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