art theft is literally the ultimate party crasher
- it's like, you're just chillin' with your valuable art pieces and then suddenly BAM! some dude from the janitor's closet swoops in and makes off with it
. and don't even get me started on how easy it is for them to do so... apparently, most thieves are contractors or staff members who have access to the property
. like, what's the point of having security if you're just gonna let your own people get away with stealing from you?
anyway, i guess registering your art with some organization and investing in motion detectors etc. might help... but at the end of the day it's still a risk we gotta take when we're dealing with stuff worth millions 