Ruby Is Not a Serious Programming Language

For many programmers, Ruby has long been the language of choice for beginners and pros alike. It's often credited with making programming more accessible and enjoyable. Those who learned Ruby early on speak of its elegance with a sense of gratitude and indebtedness.

However, it was not until my fourth job that I found myself working with Ruby. By then, I had heard enough praise about its beauty and expressiveness that I was eager to experience it firsthand. My first impressions were underwhelming.

To understand why, let's look at how programming languages are generally categorized: static-typed systems like C++ or Java are like Legos – pieces only interlock with others of the same shape and size, making certain mistakes physically impossible. Dynamic typing systems like Ruby, Python, or JavaScript are more flexible but can also lead to errors when building complex structures.

Ruby is dynamically typed, which means its solutions for avoiding common pitfalls haven't kept pace with other languages that have developed more sophisticated tools to make them behave responsibly.

In contrast, Python and JavaScript – both of which are dynamically typed – have evolved powerful mechanisms to mitigate their tendency to produce errors. This hasn’t been the case for Ruby, making it far too conducive to "footguns," or features that all too easily lead to self-inflicted damage.

The performance profile of Ruby consistently ranks near the bottom among major languages. Twitter's infamous "fail whale" – a static image displaying when its service was down – can be seen as a symptom of Ruby’s limitations.

As newer technologies emerged, including Scala, Python carved out a niche in scientific computing and AI, while JavaScript dominated the web. And yet, Ruby has managed to cling on by virtue of its symbiotic relationship with Rails, the web framework that enabled its widespread adoption and keeps it relevant to this day.

For those who first learned Ruby, however, things are different. The language is still a comfort object for many, with legacy codebases providing a sense of security and loyalty among developers who have come to rely on it. Yet, nostalgia for Ruby can only go so far – its performance issues, lack of robust tools, and relatively poor positioning in the modern programming landscape mean that it will likely struggle to stay relevant.

While the allure of Ruby's pretty name and elegant syntax remains, it’s clear that this is a language that has been left behind.
 
I'm so done with ruby 🤯! I know some ppl love it for its simplicity and whatnot, but performance? no thanks ⏱️ it's always gonna be laggin' behind the big dogs like python or scala 🐍💪 I get why rails is still popular tho, that thing has been around forever 💻 but for those of us who are actually tryin to build somethin' cool, ruby just can't keep up 😔
 
I gotta say, I'm kinda surprised by how well-known Ruby still is 🤔. Its performance issues are super concerning tho ⏱️. I mean, you can't just ignore the fact that it's always at the bottom of the list when it comes to speed 🔥. Like, yeah, it was a great language for learning and all, but you gotta be realistic about its limitations 🤷‍♀️.

I'm also not surprised to hear about how Python and JS have moved on from Ruby in terms of tools and features 🚀. It's like they've been ahead of the curve all along 🔥. And don't even get me started on Rails 😅... it's like a security blanket for devs who wanna stick with what they know.

For those who've stuck with Ruby tho, I feel bad 🤗. The language is still beautiful and elegant, but you can't deny that it's time to move on 💔. Maybe we'll see some improvements down the line? 🤞 But until then, it's just a nostalgic relic of the past 💻.

Here's an ASCII art representation of Ruby's performance issues:
```
_______
/ \
| SLOW |
\ /
_______
|
| FAIL WHALE
```
😅
 
🤔 I'm surprised by how well-known the performance issues with Ruby are... didn't know Twitter's fail whale was actually related to Ruby 🚨. It makes sense why Python & JavaScript outpaced it in their respective domains - they've got some solid error-checking mechanisms in place 📈. And yeah, it's not all sunshine and rainbows for Ruby devs who learned on the job... gotta be tough having to deal with those 'footguns' 😬. Still, I guess legacy codebases are comfy, but progress don't wait for nostalgia 💻.
 
I know someone who loves collecting old cameras 📸, like film SLRs, and they're super passionate about them. I mean, have you ever seen those beautiful lens designs? Anyway, what's really cool about these cameras is how they still use mechanical switches for most functions, which is actually really elegant. It's not just about the code; sometimes it's about the hardware too. Speaking of which, I heard there's a new boutique hotel in town that has rooms designed to look like old computers 🤖...
 
Ruby's still got some charm 😊 but its performance problems are legit 🤔 I mean, who wants to wait for 2 mins just to run a script ⏱️? Rails might've kept it relevant, but now it's like an old iPhone 📴 - yeah it worked great in the past, but now it's just not keeping up 🚫. And don't even get me started on those "footguns" 🤯... I mean, who needs that kind of drama? 😅 Still, nostalgia is strong with some devs 👍, but if you're new to programming, might wanna look elsewhere 💻
 
🤔 I get why people love Ruby, its syntax is indeed super pretty 📚 but for me personally, I kinda lost interest after a while... my first impression was similar too 😐 the performance part did put a damper on it, especially when compared to other langs like Python or Java that seem more robust 💻 and yeah I can see how Ruby's limitations would lead to those "footguns" 🚨💥
 
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