Security News This Week: Oh Crap, Kohler’s Toilet Cameras Aren’t Really End-to-End Encrypted

Kohler's Toilet Cameras, a Laughable Idea Turned Reality: Why You Should Be Concerned About Your Bathroom Data.

In 2025, Kohler’s smart toilet camera, known as the Dekota, has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons. The device, which can upload an analysis of your bodily waste to a corporation's servers, was initially met with ridicule due to its laughable concept – but now it seems like a legitimate privacy risk.

Security researcher Simon Fondrie-Teitler recently exposed that Kohler’s camera does not utilize true end-to-end encryption as advertised. This typically means data is encrypted on the user device and can only be decrypted by the server, or "the other end." However, in this case, according to the company's definition of end-to-end encryption, data is only encrypted from the user device to Kohler’s server – essentially your rear end being one "end," and their backend the other.

This lack of true security has led to a removal of all instances of the term 'end-to-end encryption' in the description of the Dekota on Kohler's website. The move comes after Fondrie-Teitler pointed out that this definition is not what most people understand by end-to-end encryption, leaving users vulnerable to potential data breaches.

The Dekota and its implications are just the latest example of a growing trend towards smart home devices making our personal lives more exposed than ever before.
 
🚽😬 I'm kinda surprised this isn't a bigger deal. Who thought it was a good idea for their toilet camera to be vulnerable like that? I mean, I get that security can be tricky and all but come on! It's your butt, not just a bunch of numbers and data 🤦‍♂️. This is exactly why we need more transparency from these companies about what they're doing with our info. And btw, if you think this is just a smart home device thing, you should see the amount of personal info these things are collecting... it's wild! 👀
 
I'm totally freaked out about these toilet cameras! I mean, who thought it was a good idea to watch your every move...I mean, waste? It's like they're taking the phrase "keeping tabs" to a whole new level. I get that smart homes are convenient and all, but come on! Do we really need to be sharing our poop data with corporations? And now I'm worried about my own bathroom habits being tracked and analyzed...that's just plain creepy. What's next? Smart mirrors watching what you eat for breakfast?!
 
OMG, can you believe it?! 🤯 They're literally watching what comes outta your butt and uploading it to a server... I mean, I know smart toilets were supposed to be convenient, but who thought this was a good idea? 😂🚽 And now we find out they don't even use real encryption? That's just not cool, Kohler! 🙅‍♂️ You gotta get your security together. It's like, what's next? Your toothbrush is recording your morning brushing habits and sending them to a company? 😳 No thanks, I'm sticking with my old toilet that doesn't spy on me. 💁‍♀️
 
Ugh, can't believe companies like Kohler are still pushing these crazy smart toilet things 🤦‍♀️. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to have your crappy data floating around on the internet? It's just plain gross 😷. And now that security researcher Simon Fondrie-Teitler exposed their BS, they're trying to rephrase their website description to avoid being called out 🙅‍♂️.

What's even more annoying is that people are still buying these things without thinking about what happens to all the data they're collecting 💸. It's like, we get to enjoy the convenience of smart toilets, but at what cost? Our privacy? That's just not cool 😒. I guess it's up to us as consumers to be more vigilant and demand better security measures from companies 👀.
 
omg you guys, I mean who thought it was a good idea to put a camera in your toilet?! 🤣 I know I'm not exactly the target audience for this thing, but even I can see how sketchy this is... like what's next? A shower soap that tracks your personal hygiene habits?! 🚿📊 and btw, if I had to choose between my poop data being hacked or my Alexa data being hacked, I'd take the poop one 😂.
 
I'm telling you, it's all about control. They're watching everything we do in the comfort of our own homes 🤖. This toilet camera thing is just the tip of the iceberg. Next thing you know, they'll be installing cameras in our showers and demanding access to our entire online history. Mark my words, this is all part of a larger agenda to monitor our every move and sell our data to the highest bidder. And what's with the lack of transparency? They're trying to pass off their weak encryption as secure... it's just not adding up 📝. I'm not buying it.
 
omg, can u believe these companies r so clueless 🙄?! i mean, who thought it was a good idea to have a camera in your loo?! like, what's next? toilet mic? and now they're saying its end-to-end encrypted... nope, just not true 🤥. this is seriously a major privacy risk and kohler needs to do better. i'm not sure if im more annoyed or concerned for everyone's personal data 🤔💻. these smart home devices r supposed 2 make our lives easier, but instead they're making us question who's really in control of our own info 👀.
 
Ugh 🤦‍♂️, can we talk about how forum sites like this one are always so slow to pick up on tech issues? Like, I saw this news about Kohler's toilet cameras months ago and thought it was a joke. But nope, now it's 2025 and people are actually worried about their crappy data being shared with corporations 😂🚽. And it's not just Kohler - I mean, have you seen the smart home devices everyone's been buying? It's like we're all walking around with a neon sign saying "I'm an easy target for hackers" 🤡. I swear, if we can't even get our forums to prioritize tech news, how are we supposed to stay safe online? 🤔
 
OMG, I'm literally freaking out about this 🤯! I mean, who thought it was a good idea to put a camera in a toilet?! It's like, we're already dealing with enough stress and anxiety, the last thing we need is some corporation watching our every move... I know they say it's for "health and wellness" reasons, but honestly, that just sounds like an excuse 🙄. And now that Simon Fondrie-Teitler has exposed the lack of true end-to-end encryption, it's just a huge security risk 🚨. We need to be super careful about who we trust with our personal data, especially when it comes to smart home devices. I'm definitely keeping an eye on this one and maybe considering upgrading to a non-smart toilet... yeah, that sounds like a thing 💩😂
 
ugh, can't believe we live in a world where toilets have cameras 🚽😒. like what's next? showers that watch your soap usage? i mean, i get it, tech advances and all, but come on... who wants their crappy (literally) data stored on some server somewhere? not me, that's for sure 😂. and honestly, how many people are just gonna be like "oh yeah, my toilet is taking pictures of me" 🤣? meanwhile, simon fondrie-teitler is out here exposing the company's lack of security, and we're all just... what? 🙃. anyway, i guess this is just another reminder to be super careful about our smart home devices... or just stick with a regular toilet 🚽💩
 
I'm so glad someone's finally giving Kohler some grief about their toilet camera 🤦‍♂️. I mean, who thought it was a good idea to put cameras in toilets?! It's like they're trying to sell you on the idea of your bathroom data being more secure than your social media profile 🤷‍♀️. Newsflash: it's not! Simon Fondrie-Teitler is totally right that this thing doesn't have true end-to-end encryption, which basically means your poop data can be accessed by anyone who gets their hands on the company's servers 💩.

And what's with Kohler trying to downplay this by removing 'end-to-end encryption' from their website? That's just like they're trying to pull a fast one on people 🙅‍♂️. I mean, come on, folks! If you want to know what your data is being used for, don't buy the Dekota toilet camera in the first place! We need more transparency and accountability from companies like Kohler before we let them sell us our own personal data back to us 🤯.
 
omg can u even believe these companies? like, they come up with this genius idea for a toilet camera (lol what's next?) but don't think about how it affects our privacy at all! i mean, who thought it was a good idea to upload your poop to the internet?! 🚽😂 and now we're paying the price because of some security researcher who called them out on their nonsense. the fact that they removed 'end-to-end encryption' from their website is just laughable... like they're trying to hide something (and probably are). it's so sad that we have to be aware of this stuff at all. shouldn't our toilets just be, you know, toilets? 🤷‍♀️
 
I mean, can you believe these companies think we'll just blindly accept having our poop analyzed and uploaded to some server? It's like they're playing some sick prank on us! 🤣 I know they want to sell more toilets and whatnot, but come on... it's not about being paranoid, it's about being cautious with our personal info. And this end-to-end encryption thingy? Forget about it, they just took that label and gave it a slap in the face. It's like, if I'm gonna get my data encrypted, I want it to be true, you know? Not some watered-down version that's just a marketing gimmick. 🤔
 
🚽😳 I'm literally shocked that people would even consider installing a toilet camera in their bathroom! It's like, what could possibly go wrong? 🤯 The fact that Kohler is dodging the term "end-to-end encryption" because it doesn't match the actual security they're using is super sketchy. I mean, who wants to be tracked by their bathroom habits? 🚮 It's just not worth the "convenience" of having a smart toilet... trust me, I'd rather take my business (and my poop) elsewhere 😂
 
OMG u gotta be kidding me!!! 🤯 Kohler's toilet camera is literally a joke but they're serious about it now lol what's next, smart trash cans that send ur recycling info to who knows where? 🚮💔 and btw, can we pls just get rid of this "end-to-end encryption" nonsense already? its like they think ppl are stupid 😒 seriously, if ur data ain't encrypted from device to device then whats the point? 🤷‍♀️
 
omg, can't believe they're doing this 🤦‍♀️, I mean, who thought it was a good idea to put a camera in your toilet?! 🚽 it's like they want you to feel like you're being watched 24/7 😳. and now we find out that our data is not even secure...that's just crazy talk! 💥 i'm all for smart home devices, but come on, people need to think about the consequences of their actions 🤔. this is what happens when tech companies prioritize profits over user safety 🤑. we need to be more careful about who has access to our personal info and make sure we're using encryption that actually works 🔒. just a normal person having an anxiety attack because someone thought it was a good idea 😅
 
I'm getting some major anxiety about my bathroom habits 🚽😩 now that I know those toilet cameras are actually tracking my, ahem, business. It's not just a laughable idea anymore - it's a legitimate concern for our online security. I mean, who wants their poop data being shared with corporations? Not me! 🤦‍♀️ The fact that Kohler changed the definition of end-to-end encryption on their website is super shady. We should be more careful about what we're buying into when it comes to smart home devices. What's next, a shower camera? 🚿😱
 
I gotta say, I'm kinda curious about these smart toilet cameras... like, who wouldn't want to know their bowel movements? 🤣 But seriously, this whole thing is getting weird. First it's laughable, then it's legit privacy risk... what's going on here? And omg, that security researcher Simon Fondrie-Teitler exposing the truth about Kohler's encryption... I mean, I'm glad he did, but now we gotta wonder what else they're hiding in their systems. 🤔 Can't say I trust these smart home devices just yet... still a bit too much tech for me, you feel? 😳
 
🤔 This whole thing is a big warning sign about how we're all letting these smart devices become too connected to our personal lives without thinking twice... I mean, what's next? Our toothbrushes and showers gonna be watching us too? 🚽 It's like we're trading our private moments for the sake of convenience and it's time to think about what that really means. We need to take a step back and consider what kind of data we're willing to share with companies and whether it's worth it... trust me, it ain't always gonna be worth it. 💸
 
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