The Ashes 2025 fifth Test - day three: Dismal England have morning session to forget against Australia

England's morning session in the fifth Ashes Test against Australia was a complete disaster, with a plethora of costly overs, dropped catches, and lost reviews leaving the visitors with a mountain to climb.

The morning saw England lose several key wickets, with their top order coming under heavy pressure. The Australian bowlers were on fire, extracting tight lengths and making it difficult for the English batsmen to get off the ground. Even the most experienced players in the English squad found themselves struggling to cope with the conditions.

What's more, the England bowling attack was unable to replicate the success they had enjoyed earlier in the match. The Australian batsmen took full advantage of the generous overs and scored freely, leaving the English bowlers to pick up very little wicket.

The worst offender on the morning session was England captain Ben Stokes, who dropped a crucial catch off the bat of Australia's opener, Travis Head. This drop is sure to be replayed in slow-motion over and over again as it marked the turning point of the innings.

England also lost several reviews under the DRS system, which gave the Australians an opportunity to add more runs to their total. The English team will need to review their strategy and tactics if they are going to get back into this match.

The batting collapse has left England reeling, with the visitors facing a daunting task to avoid defeat in the fifth Ashes Test. Can they stage a miraculous comeback or will Australia continue their winning momentum?
 
๐Ÿคฏ OMG I'm so worried about our boys! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ They've got themselves into a pretty sticky situation. I mean, Ben Stokes dropping that catch was insane - what's going through his mind?! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ The Aussie bowlers were on point today and we just couldn't keep up with them. I know they'll regroup and try to mount a comeback, but it's gonna be tough. They need to figure out how to take control of the game back from Australia. Can they pull off some magic? ๐ŸŽฉ I'm keeping my fingers crossed for them! ๐Ÿ’•
 
OMG ๐Ÿคฏ what's gonna happen now? Eng's top order got thrashed by Aus bowlers! Ben Stokes dropped that catch tho ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and it was like the whole team fell apart. They need to regroup and come up with a new plan ASAP ๐Ÿ‘Š. Can't keep relying on those juicy overs, gotta shut down the batsmen first โšก๏ธ. DRS is not their friend right now ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ, they need to learn from this and move forward. This match just got way too interesting ๐Ÿ˜…
 
Ugh man, england's performance is straight trash today ๐Ÿคฏ! They just got destroyed by australia and it's like they have no idea how to come back from this. Ben Stokes dropping that catch was a game changer for the aussies and now they're in control ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. The england bowling attack has gone downhill since yesterday and they're getting smashed by the aussie batsmen. Can't believe they didn't learn from their mistakes last match ๐Ÿ˜’. It's like they're just giving up on this series now. We'll see if they can mount a comeback, but it's gonna be tough to swallow ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
 
๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ ugh don't even get me started on england's batting right now... they were getting absolutely thrashed out there ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ and that drop by ben stokes was just the icing on the cake ๐Ÿฐ. i mean what's going through his mind dropping a catch like that? and the aussies taking full advantage of it ๐Ÿคฏ is just rubbing salt in the wound.

and don't even get me started on the drrs system... it's supposed to help the team not hinder them more like what's happening here ๐Ÿ™„. england needs to regroup and rethink their strategy ASAP or they'll be facing a pretty embarrassing defeat โš ๏ธ
 
Ugh man!! What is goin on with england's batsmen? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ They're gettin smashed all over the place and it's like they got no clue how to deal with the pressure. Ben Stokes, of all people, drops a catch that changes the whole game! How do you drop a catch in a Test match?! ๐Ÿ˜ก And then they just sit back and watch as the aussies score runs for fun. I mean, i know england's been strugglin in this series, but come on guys, step up your game! ๐Ÿค”
 
๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ England's morning session was like a train wreck that you can't look away from ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! I mean, Ben Stokes dropping that catch was just ๐Ÿ™ˆ, and the Aussie bowlers were on ๐Ÿ”ฅ, making it super hard for the English batsmen to get off the ground. The DRS reviews didn't help either, it's like they gave Australia a free pass to score more runs ๐Ÿšช.

I think England needs to regroup and rethink their strategy, maybe focus more on defensive play instead of trying to go big ๐Ÿค”. And can you blame Stokes for feeling cringeworthy about that dropped catch? ๐Ÿ˜ณ It's gonna be tough for the team to get back into this match, but they gotta try! ๐Ÿ† The Aussies are playing well, but England has some talented players too, so it won't be a walk in the park... yet ๐Ÿ”ฎ.

Imagine this: [draws a simple diagram of an uphill battle with an arrow pointing upwards] ๐Ÿ‘ England can still climb out of this hole! ๐Ÿ’ช
 
๐Ÿ™„ I'm shocked at how England's top order is getting absolutely thrashed out there! It's like they forgot how to bat ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Ben Stokes dropping that catch is just ridiculous, what was he thinking?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ And those reviews under DRS are a joke, it's like they're giving Australia more freebies than a bakery on payday ๐Ÿฐ.

This Aussie team is on fire and England needs to figure out how to get back into this match ASAP! The bowling attack has been completely botched, it's like they forgot their own strengths ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ. I'm starting to think that this series is all over before we even reach the end of day three ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.

One thing for sure, England needs a major shakeup in the team management and coaching staff. This team is getting butchered and it's time to bring in some fresh blood ๐Ÿ’€. Can they turn this around or will they be left with nothing but a bunch of dust ๐ŸŒ€?
 
OMG, Ben Stokes is having a major crisis out there ๐Ÿคฏ. That dropped catch is gonna haunt him forever ๐Ÿ˜‚. And can't believe the team as a whole couldn't even get off to a decent start ๐Ÿ™„. The Aussie bowlers were like a well-oiled machine ๐Ÿ”ฉ, extracting those tight lengths and making life tough for the English batsmen.

And what's up with the reviews? England is literally throwing away their chances ๐Ÿ’”. I mean, I know they can stage a comeback if anyone can ๐Ÿ˜Š but it's gonna take some serious magic from the team. Maybe Stokes should just stick to his day job and leave the batting to someone else ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ. The Aussies are gonna have a field day if England doesn't get their act together ๐Ÿ‘€.

I'm so stoked that Travis Head got off to such a good start ๐ŸŽ‰, it's like he's on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ! And can we talk about how the English bowling attack is just... meh ๐Ÿ˜ด. They're not even giving themselves a chance to pick up some wickets ๐Ÿ’”. It's gonna be a long day if they don't turn it around โฐ.

I'm actually kinda rooting for Australia now ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ, not because I hate England (obvs), but because it would be amazing to see the Aussies wrap this one up ๐ŸŽ‰. But at the same time, I still want my boys to come back strong ๐Ÿ’ช. Fingers crossed they can turn this around and make it a thriller โฐ!
 
๐Ÿค” This is getting out of hand! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ The way the English team is crumbling under pressure is alarming. I mean, come on, Ben Stokes dropping that catch was a major gaffe ๐Ÿ™ˆ and now they're losing so many reviews it's like they're giving away wickets for free ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. The Aussie bowlers must be having a laugh, extracting those tight lengths like it's going out of style ๐Ÿ˜. Can't they just get their act together? ๐Ÿ’ช

I'm not buying the "it was an Ashes match" excuse either ๐Ÿ™„. These guys are top-level cricketers, they should know how to handle pressure and adversity by now. It's time for some serious analysis and strategy sessions ๐Ÿ‘ฅ. Otherwise, it's going to be a long day at Lord's โฐ.
 
๐Ÿคฆ England's morning session was a total mess ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ! The Aussie bowlers were on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ and England's top order just couldn't handle it ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. I'm shocked Ben Stokes dropped that crucial catch ๐Ÿ‘€, it's going to be replayed for ages and it's definitely gonna haunt him for the rest of the match ๐Ÿคฏ. The English batting collapse is a nightmare scenario โ›ˆ๏ธ and now they're staring at a mountain to climb ๐Ÿ”๏ธ. Can they pull off a miracle? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ I think Australia's got this one in the bag ๐ŸŽ‰.
 
Ugh, what a complete mess is happening over there ๐Ÿ˜’. I mean, you'd think that after four tests, England would have figured out how to handle the Australian bowlers by now. But nope, they just seem to be playing right into their hands ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Ben Stokes, of all people, dropping a crucial catch? Come on! And those reviews under DRS? What's wrong with these guys? It's like they're just giving the Australians more ammo to run up that score ๐Ÿ’ธ. I'm not holding my breath for England to make a comeback at this point ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ. Australia is just too good, too consistent... it's gonna be a long day ๐Ÿ˜“.
 
Ugh, what a morning for Eng ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ! I was watching and it felt like they were getting smashed by the Aussies ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. Ben Stokes dropping that catch was mental ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. I mean, you're the captain, you can't drop those kinds of catches... or so I thought ๐Ÿ‘Š. It's not just that one dropped catch though, their bowling attack just didn't show up and their batting collapse is getting worse by the minute ๐Ÿ“‰. The Aussies are on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ! Can they get back in this match? Fingers crossed for Eng ๐Ÿคž
 
Ugh, what's going on with that English team? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ They're having one of those days where everything seems to go wrong. The Aussie bowlers were just too good for them and it's like the English batsmen got lost at sea out there... I mean, you can't drop catches like that and still expect to win a Test match! Ben Stokes' mistake was huge ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ and it's gonna be hard for England to recover from this. The DRS system didn't help either, they just gave the Australians more opportunities to score and now they're in a hole that's gonna be tough to dig out of ๐ŸŒ€. It's all about strategy and tactics now, can they regroup and mount a comeback or are they done for? ๐Ÿค”
 
Ugh I don't know man ๐Ÿคฏ... I'm saying England's batting is absolute trash and they deserve it for how poorly they're playing, but at the same time, Ben Stokes' drop was super unlucky and could've gone either way ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ. The Aussie bowlers were on fire, but let's be real, England's lack of depth is showing and they need to sort out their squad ASAP ๐Ÿ’”. On the other hand, I'm saying Australia's not looking too great themselves and they still have a long way to go before securing that win ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ...
 
I'm not surprised England is struggling ๐Ÿค”... did you see the stats on Travis Head's average this series? 74.5 ๐Ÿ“Š it's like he's unstoppable! And Ben Stokes' dropped catch was a game-changer ๐Ÿ˜ฑ, 3 catches dropped by England so far in the match and Australia has scored 2 centuries ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ‘

The DRS system is not helping England either... they've lost 3 reviews so far and it's cost them valuable runs ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. The Aussie bowlers are on fire, average of 29.4 ๐ŸŒก๏ธ compared to England's 34.5 ๐Ÿ”ฅ.

Let's look at the overall Ashes series stats: Australia is leading 2-1 ๐Ÿ“Š, with an average of 450 runs per innings vs 370 for England ๐Ÿ“ˆ. Not looking good for the Poms... but hey, they can still mount a comeback, right? ๐Ÿคž
 
omg what happened on england's morning session?! ๐Ÿคฏ they were so complacent out there and just got picked apart by the aussies... like ben stokes dropping that catch was a huge mistake! ๐Ÿ˜ณ travis head should've been caught for sure. and those reviews they lost under dlr were a total joke. the english batting line up is in shambles right now. they need to regroup and figure out how to get back into this match, or it's gonna be a long day for them... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
 
Ugh ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ, that morning session was like watching a train wreck - you know it's gonna be bad and you can't look away! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ England just got absolutely thrashed by those Aussie bowlers. I mean, Ben Stokes dropping that catch was a major cringe moment ๐Ÿ’” - what was he thinking?! ๐Ÿคฏ And don't even get me started on the reviews... those were some questionable calls if you ask me ๐Ÿค”.

I think the English team needs to regroup and reassess their strategy. They can't keep making these costly errors and expecting to win. Australia's just on a roll right now, and they're gonna capitalize on this momentum. Can England mount a comeback? Maybe... but it's looking like a long shot ๐Ÿคž. Maybe some coffee breaks and team huddles are in order for the English squad ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘ฅ.
 
OMG u guys idk wut happened 2 england today ๐Ÿคฏ! i mean ben stokes dropped that catch & it was like the whole match changed lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ i know he's supposed 2 b the captain but honestly i dont think he did a great job out there. the english bowlers were super weak & the aussies took full advantage of it ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ. its gonna be a tough one 4 england 2 come back from this ๐Ÿ˜“ i mean who drops a catch like that? ben stokes needs 2 review his game plan ASAP ๐Ÿ“. is australia just too good or wut? ๐Ÿค”
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around what happened at Lord's today ๐Ÿ˜ฑ It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you knew it wasn't going to end well and yet you couldn't look away! The Australian bowlers were absolutely on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ, making the English batsmen look like they were stuck in quicksand. And Ben Stokes, poor bloke, he just can't catch a break... that drop was a dagger to the heart ๐Ÿ’”.

The thing is, this is exactly what happened when you rely too heavily on one player (I'm looking at you, Ben ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ) and neglect your backup plan. England's bowling attack was nowhere to be seen today, it's like they just gave up โšซ๏ธ. And those dropped catches? Yeah, that's not going to win any matches for you ๐Ÿ˜….

Now, I'm no cricket expert (okay, maybe I am ๐Ÿค“), but from where I'm sitting, this looks like a classic case of complacency. England thought they had it in the bag and then... oops! The Aussies came in hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ and knocked them on their head ๐Ÿ˜‚.

So, can England stage a miracle comeback? It's hard to see how at this point ๐Ÿค”. But hey, that's what makes cricket so bloody exciting ๐Ÿ’ฅ - anything can happen on the day! Let's just hope for a decent second innings from the Aussies and we might have ourselves a thriller ๐ŸŽ‰
 
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