CES 2026 has been a wild ride for tech enthusiasts, with companies pushing the boundaries of innovation and practicality. At the forefront of this madness is the Throne toilet computer, a device that's equal parts fascinating and unsettling. This $3,000 toilet-mounted computer uses cameras and microphones to analyze your bowel movements, flagging potential digestive or metabolic issues. While we can't speak to its effectiveness just yet, it's clear that knowledge is power – and some people are willing to pay top dollar for a personalized bathroom experience.
AnotherCES 2026 oddity is the Vivoo Hygienic FlowPad smart menstrual pad. This nifty device uses microfluidics to track fertility and hormone markers, all thanks to scanning your phone with it. It's an unapologetic reminder that CES 2026 is committed to quantifying everything – even the stuff we'd rather not discuss over brunch.
Gaming laptops are getting a little too big for their britches, or at least, Lenovo thinks so. The Legion Pro Rollable concept boasts an ultra-wide display that can expand up to 23.8 inches across, turning flight sims and racing games into immersive experiences. It's impractical, ridiculous, and absolutely the kind of CES concept we hope survives long enough to escape the demo floor.
But wait, there's more! Lenovo also unveiled the ThinkBook XD Rollable, which wraps its flexible display over the lid to create a "world-facing" screen for people sitting across from you. It's either futuristic or deeply unnecessary – we're still on the fence about this one.
OhDoki, not to be outdone, has upgraded its Handy 2 Pro sex toy model with five hours of battery life and Turbo mode, because even pleasure tech needs to justify itself with productivity.
Lastly, Hisense brought us the S6 FollowMe display, a screen that physically follows you around the room – because who doesn't need a clingy TV? While we haven't seen it in action yet, the idea is undeniably on brand for 2026.
As CES 2026 winds down in Las Vegas, Team Engadget can't help but wonder what the future holds for these outlandish devices. Will they become the norm, or will they remain the stuff of weird tech dreams? Only time will tell.
AnotherCES 2026 oddity is the Vivoo Hygienic FlowPad smart menstrual pad. This nifty device uses microfluidics to track fertility and hormone markers, all thanks to scanning your phone with it. It's an unapologetic reminder that CES 2026 is committed to quantifying everything – even the stuff we'd rather not discuss over brunch.
Gaming laptops are getting a little too big for their britches, or at least, Lenovo thinks so. The Legion Pro Rollable concept boasts an ultra-wide display that can expand up to 23.8 inches across, turning flight sims and racing games into immersive experiences. It's impractical, ridiculous, and absolutely the kind of CES concept we hope survives long enough to escape the demo floor.
But wait, there's more! Lenovo also unveiled the ThinkBook XD Rollable, which wraps its flexible display over the lid to create a "world-facing" screen for people sitting across from you. It's either futuristic or deeply unnecessary – we're still on the fence about this one.
OhDoki, not to be outdone, has upgraded its Handy 2 Pro sex toy model with five hours of battery life and Turbo mode, because even pleasure tech needs to justify itself with productivity.
Lastly, Hisense brought us the S6 FollowMe display, a screen that physically follows you around the room – because who doesn't need a clingy TV? While we haven't seen it in action yet, the idea is undeniably on brand for 2026.
As CES 2026 winds down in Las Vegas, Team Engadget can't help but wonder what the future holds for these outlandish devices. Will they become the norm, or will they remain the stuff of weird tech dreams? Only time will tell.
I mean, who needs a $3,000 toilet computer that scans your poop for health issues? It's just too much for me 
But at the same time, if it really works and people are paying top dollar for it, then kudos to them for being forward-thinking about their health 
? I'm glad some companies are pushing the boundaries of innovation, but sometimes I think they forget that there's still something called "normalcy" in this world 
Lenovo's Legion Pro Rollable concept sounds like an absolute blast to play games on – who wouldn't want a 23.8-inch display that can expand? That's like playing a whole new level of immersive gaming 
At least the developers are acknowledging that we need more flexibility in our pleasure tech 
, like who needs that level of intrusion in their bathroom experience? And don't even get me started on these newfangled smart pads - isn't tracking your hormones just a recipe for more anxiety and stress? 
At least with the big ol' gaming laptops, I can just pretend I'm still playing games when my friends come over to visit... but seriously, who needs a 23.8 inch display that rolls up like a mini-traveling tent? 
. The Throne toilet computer makes me think about the importance of self-awareness – do we really need machines to analyze our poop to tell us if everything is okay with our insides? And what does it say about our relationship with technology when we're willing to pay thousands of dollars for a device that's essentially watching us poop 
I wonder if this is a reflection of our society's obsession with metrics and statistics – do we need to be constantly monitored and evaluated to feel fulfilled?
. The Legion Pro Rollable sounds like something straight out of a video game, but at what cost? Are we willing to sacrifice our dignity (and maybe even our social skills) for the sake of immersion in virtual worlds? 
Also, a "smart menstrual pad" that scans your phone to track fertility markers? Creepy. Can't we just stick to simple, normal products for once? 
But at the end of the day, it's all about what makes you happy and convenient 
and those gaming laptops are getting wild 
like 23.8 inches across?! how do you even hold it on your lap 
I swear it's like the difference between regular old delivery and gourmet night in. Anyway back to CES stuff...i mean who needs a toilet computer when you can just get a colonoscopy every 5 years or so? 
. It's like companies are trying to make our lives more 'efficient' by making things more complicated and awkward.
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As for the Lenovo stuff, I gotta say, that Legion Pro Rollable concept is out of this world...literally! 
and i need a Handy 2 Pro sex toy upgrade stat 
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