The weirdest tech we've seen at CES 2026 so far

CES 2026 has been a wild ride for tech enthusiasts, with companies pushing the boundaries of innovation and practicality. At the forefront of this madness is the Throne toilet computer, a device that's equal parts fascinating and unsettling. This $3,000 toilet-mounted computer uses cameras and microphones to analyze your bowel movements, flagging potential digestive or metabolic issues. While we can't speak to its effectiveness just yet, it's clear that knowledge is power – and some people are willing to pay top dollar for a personalized bathroom experience.

AnotherCES 2026 oddity is the Vivoo Hygienic FlowPad smart menstrual pad. This nifty device uses microfluidics to track fertility and hormone markers, all thanks to scanning your phone with it. It's an unapologetic reminder that CES 2026 is committed to quantifying everything – even the stuff we'd rather not discuss over brunch.

Gaming laptops are getting a little too big for their britches, or at least, Lenovo thinks so. The Legion Pro Rollable concept boasts an ultra-wide display that can expand up to 23.8 inches across, turning flight sims and racing games into immersive experiences. It's impractical, ridiculous, and absolutely the kind of CES concept we hope survives long enough to escape the demo floor.

But wait, there's more! Lenovo also unveiled the ThinkBook XD Rollable, which wraps its flexible display over the lid to create a "world-facing" screen for people sitting across from you. It's either futuristic or deeply unnecessary – we're still on the fence about this one.

OhDoki, not to be outdone, has upgraded its Handy 2 Pro sex toy model with five hours of battery life and Turbo mode, because even pleasure tech needs to justify itself with productivity.

Lastly, Hisense brought us the S6 FollowMe display, a screen that physically follows you around the room – because who doesn't need a clingy TV? While we haven't seen it in action yet, the idea is undeniably on brand for 2026.

As CES 2026 winds down in Las Vegas, Team Engadget can't help but wonder what the future holds for these outlandish devices. Will they become the norm, or will they remain the stuff of weird tech dreams? Only time will tell.
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around some of these crazy CES 2026 announcements 🤯🚽 I mean, who needs a $3,000 toilet computer that scans your poop for health issues? It's just too much for me 😂 But at the same time, if it really works and people are paying top dollar for it, then kudos to them for being forward-thinking about their health 🤝

And what's up with all these gadgets that track every single thing you do? Like, can't we just have a private moment without our devices judging us 👀? I'm glad some companies are pushing the boundaries of innovation, but sometimes I think they forget that there's still something called "normalcy" in this world 🙄

On a more positive note, I love that gaming laptops are getting bigger and better 🎮 Lenovo's Legion Pro Rollable concept sounds like an absolute blast to play games on – who wouldn't want a 23.8-inch display that can expand? That's like playing a whole new level of immersive gaming 😎

And hey, if a sex toy with extra battery life and productivity mode becomes a thing, I'm all for it 💁‍♀️ At least the developers are acknowledging that we need more flexibility in our pleasure tech 😏
 
I'm not sure I'd pay $3k to have my bum checked while I'm doing my business lol 🤣, like who needs that level of intrusion in their bathroom experience? And don't even get me started on these newfangled smart pads - isn't tracking your hormones just a recipe for more anxiety and stress? 🙅‍♀️ At least with the big ol' gaming laptops, I can just pretend I'm still playing games when my friends come over to visit... but seriously, who needs a 23.8 inch display that rolls up like a mini-traveling tent? 😂 it's just too much, and what about the people with smaller spaces or less tech-savvy households?
 
omg u know i've been following all these toilet computers and smart pads and i'm low-key fascinated lol the Vivoo thing is like whoa how accurate can it be tho $3k is a bit steep tho idk about the throne computer tho that's just a whole lot of creepy tbh but at least they're innovating right?
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around all these innovations 🤯... it's like we're living in a sci-fi movie where our toilets and TVs are not just smart devices, but also our therapists and confidants 💭. The Throne toilet computer makes me think about the importance of self-awareness – do we really need machines to analyze our poop to tell us if everything is okay with our insides? And what does it say about our relationship with technology when we're willing to pay thousands of dollars for a device that's essentially watching us poop 🚽?

And then there's the Vivoo Hygienic FlowPad – I mean, who needs that kind of data in their life? It's like we're trading our bodily autonomy for the sake of being more... quantifiable. 📊 I wonder if this is a reflection of our society's obsession with metrics and statistics – do we need to be constantly monitored and evaluated to feel fulfilled?

As for Lenovo's gaming laptops, I'm both impressed and terrified by their ambition 💻. The Legion Pro Rollable sounds like something straight out of a video game, but at what cost? Are we willing to sacrifice our dignity (and maybe even our social skills) for the sake of immersion in virtual worlds? 🤔
 
Ugh, this CES thing is getting outta hand 🤯! A toilet computer that scans your poop for $3k? No thanks! It's just too much data to be collecting from one place... and what about people who don't wanna talk about their digestive issues over lunch? 🤮 Also, a "smart menstrual pad" that scans your phone to track fertility markers? Creepy. Can't we just stick to simple, normal products for once? 🙄 And those gaming laptops are getting ridiculous with the rollable displays... how much screen do you really need?! 😂
 
I mean, a $3,000 toilet-mounted computer that analyzes your poop? 🚽🤯 That's just wild, right? I need to see some actual studies and data on how effective it is before I shell out that kind of cash for a bathroom experience. And what's up with the fertility tracking pad? Isn't that just going to make menstruation even more complicated and stigmatized? 🚮👀 The gaming laptops with rollable displays are already looking pretty silly, but at least they're not trying to track your hormones... yet. 😂 Can we take a step back from all this tech-obsessing for a sec and think about the practical applications of these devices? 💭
 
Umm, $3k toilet computer? Are you kiddin' me?! That's just crazy talk! I mean, I get it, knowledge is power and all that, but do we really need a device that tracks our poop to figure out if we're healthy or not? That's like putting a price tag on your own health. And don't even get me started on the Vivoo thingy... who thought scanning their period was a good idea for a smart pad? It's just too much information! 🤯💩
 
I'm so over all these gadgets and gizmos that are trying to make our lives easier, but honestly, aren't just making things more complicated 🤯 Like, who needs a toilet computer that analyzes their poop for $3k? And don't even get me started on the smart menstrual pad... talk about personal info being shared in exchange for a free app subscription 🙅‍♀️. On the other hand, I do love the idea of a flexible gaming laptop display 📊 That would be so cool for gaming marathons with friends! And can we just imagine having a screen that follows us around the room? It's like something out of a sci-fi movie 🚀 But at the end of the day, it's all about what makes you happy and convenient 💻
 
omg I'm so curious about that Throne toilet computer 🤯💻 it's like whoa to think about a device in your loo analyzing what's going on down there 😂🚽 but at the same time, isn't that just kinda... intimate? 💁‍♀️ how do we even know this thing is reliable and won't be like "oh no I've got colon cancer"? 🤕 and those gaming laptops are getting wild 📊💸 like 23.8 inches across?! how do you even hold it on your lap 🤣
 
OMG you know what's wilder than these gadgets 🤯...have you ever noticed how much better pizza actually tastes when it's from that new artisanal place downtown? Like seriously, their crust is on a whole different level 🍕 I swear it's like the difference between regular old delivery and gourmet night in. Anyway back to CES stuff...i mean who needs a toilet computer when you can just get a colonoscopy every 5 years or so? 😂 just saying
 
I'm still trying to wrap my head around some of these CES 2026 announcements 🤯. On one hand, I think it's awesome that companies are pushing boundaries and exploring new ways to make our lives easier (like that Vivoo smart menstrual pad - now that's something we can all get on board with). But at the same time, I'm like "is this really necessary? 😂" Like, the Throne toilet computer? Is that really a thing we need? And don't even get me started on the clingy FollowMe display 📺. It's like companies are trying to make our lives more 'efficient' by making things more complicated and awkward.

I do think there's some potential for these innovative devices to become more mainstream, but we'll have to see how they're received by consumers and whether the pros outweigh the cons. The gaming laptops with huge displays are definitely something I'm curious about - could be a game-changer for enthusiasts. Overall, CES 2026 has been... an experience 🎉.
 
You know what's wild? I was at this quirky cafe last weekend and I tried that crazy new matcha latte flavor – it tasted like a combination of green tea, honey, and...wasabi? Yeah, I'm not even kidding! I mean, who thought to put wasabi in a drink? It sounds weird, right? But then again, that's kinda the point. And speaking of points, have you ever noticed how coffee shops always use those little paper sleeves to separate drinks from their cups? Like, what's the story behind that design choice?
 
.. 3k for a toilet computer? 🤯 That's just crazy! I mean, I get it, knowledge is power and all that, but come on! In my day, we didn't need some fancy computer in our loo to figure out if we had a bug or not. We just used our common sense (or doctor's advice). And what's with the Vivoo FlowPad? Scanning your phone to track fertility? That's just too much info for me! 😳 As for the Lenovo stuff, I gotta say, that Legion Pro Rollable concept is out of this world...literally! 🚀 But would we really use a laptop that big on the go? It's like they're trying to create a portable arcade instead of a gaming device. And don't even get me started on the ThinkBook XD – "world-facing" screen? That's just weird, man... 😅
 
omg lol cant believe how wild ces 2026 got 😂💻 i mean who pays $3000 for a toilet computer?! 🚽💸 but at the same time, analyzing your poop sounds kinda genius 🤯 idk about the gaming laptops tho, 23.8 inch display is just crazy large 🤯 and what's up with the ThinkBook XD Rollable? do we really need a screen that follows us around the room? 📺😂 meanwhile, the S6 FollowMe display is straight fire 🔥 and i need a Handy 2 Pro sex toy upgrade stat 😉👀 but seriously, ces 2026 was all about pushing boundaries and making us go "wait what?" 💥
 
🤯 I mean, I love how crazy CES 2026 is getting! The Throne toilet computer is honestly both fascinating and kinda terrifying 😂... I'm not sure if I'd want to pay $3k for my poop analyzed lol. But you have to give credit to Vivoo's Hygienic FlowPad - it's like they're taking the phrase "period tracking" to a whole new level 🤪.

And oh man, Lenovo's gaming laptops are getting out of hand... the Legion Pro Rollable is either genius or madness 💥. I can see why you'd be on the fence about that one. The ThinkBook XD Rollable's world-facing screen is kinda cool, but also super unnecessary 🤔.

But you know what's even more interesting? The sex toy tech from OhDoki 😳... five hours of battery life and Turbo mode? That's a whole new level of "productivity" 💁‍♀️. And Hisense's S6 FollowMe display is just... wow 📺. I mean, who wouldn't want a TV that follows them around the room?

I'm curious to see how these devices will play out in the real world - will they become mainstream or just weird tech curiosities? Only time (and a lot of testing) will tell!
 
I'm low-key obsessed with the Throne toilet computer 🤯. Like, can you imagine having a personal doc in your bathroom that's literally watching what goes down? It's both super creepy and kinda genius? And $3k is no joke but I guess if it works, it's worth it... The Vivoo Hygienic FlowPad is another one of those "just because" tech things that's got me wondering – do we really need to track our periods AND fertility markers on a pad? 🤔
 
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