Wegovy and Ozempic maker forecasts sharp drop in revenue for 2026

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ’ΈπŸ“‰ Novo Nordisk's Ozempic price cut is like me trying to lose weight... it didn't work out πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ (GIF: a person running into a wall)

Meanwhile, Eli Lilly is just like "I'm gonna take my weight loss meds and sell them for twice as much" πŸ’ΈπŸ’ͺ (Meme: a cartoon character flexing and smiling, with a price tag on their shirt)

And Wegovy? That's like the new kid on the block, trying to fit in with the cool kids πŸ€“πŸ‘₯ (GIF: a person trying to blend in with a crowd)
 
I'm not surprised that Novo Nordisk is taking a hit from Trump's weight loss drug price push πŸ€”... I mean, come on, $1,000 a month for Ozempic? That's just crazy talk πŸ’Έ. But at the same time, you gotta wonder if they were really expecting sales to tank this badly πŸ“‰. I get that they're trying to be more competitive and whatnot, but slashing prices by like 70% is no joke πŸ’Έ.

It's interesting to see Eli Lilly taking a different approach though 🀝... maybe their strategy will pay off in the end? And hey, if Wegovy keeps going strong, Novo Nordisk might just bounce back from this 🌈. Still, it's clear that these big pharma companies need to be more careful with their pricing and investment plans πŸ’ΈπŸ“Š.
 
Trump's weight loss pill push is getting messy for pharma giants 🀯. Novo Nordisk is taking a hit from slashed prices, but Eli Lilly seems to be dodging the bullet πŸ’ͺ. It's all about adapting to the new rules of the game. I wonder if these price cuts will trickle down to other meds or just stick to weight loss pills... πŸ€‘
 
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