Which brollies make sturdy investments and which are flimsy flappers? I hiked up a Peak District hill to find out

A Brolly Worth Its Salt: Testing Britain's Best Umbrellas in the Peak District

As I stood atop Mam Tor, battling against a near-gale force wind that threatened to sweep me off my feet, I couldn't help but wonder which of my trusty brollies would emerge victorious. Would they withstand the fierce gusts and torrential downpours that seemed to come with the territory?

With photographer Christian Hopewell in tow, we lugged our umbrellas out of my backpack and onto the windswept summit, determined to put them through their paces. As we posed for photos against a backdrop of breathtaking Peak District landmarks, I couldn't help but feel a sense of trepidation. Would these delicate tools be able to withstand the fury of the elements?

The verdict? Not all umbrellas are created equal. While some lightweight, folding models were quickly reduced to a fluttering mess in the wind, others proved surprisingly resilient. It was heartening to see that my top-rated London Undercover Classic emerged unscathed, its dual-layered canopy withstanding even the most intense gusts.

So what makes a good umbrella? For starters, it's clear that not all brollies are created equal. From £30 to over £100, these tools come in all shapes and sizes – but is quality reflected in the price tag?

As I delved deeper into my research, one thing became clear: investing in a high-quality umbrella can be a shrewd move. Not only do they tend to perform better in adverse weather conditions, but many also boast impressive durability and repairability.

Of course, there's no substitute for personal experience. As someone who has lost count of the number of umbrellas I've broken over the years (it's a tragic tale of soggy silks and twisted metal), I can attest to the importance of finding an umbrella that truly lives up to its promises.

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But there's one thing that's guaranteed to put a smile on your face: a brightly coloured umbrella. Whether it's a sentimental gift or simply something beautiful that always brings a sense of joy, these cheerful tools are sure to brighten up even the most overcast of days.

So what's your go-to brolly? Share with us in the comments or drop us an email at [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you!
 
I think it's fascinating how the performance of umbrellas can be influenced by factors such as wind resistance, water shedding, and structural integrity 🌂️. The idea that investing in a high-quality umbrella can make a significant difference in its ability to withstand harsh weather conditions is definitely worth considering 💡. It's also interesting to see how different materials and designs can impact the overall usability of an umbrella, from the weight of lightweight models to the durability of more premium options 🤔.
 
I'm not sure I agree that investing in a high-quality umbrella is always a shrewd move... like, have you ever seen someone carry around a super expensive brolly on a casual day out? probably not, right? 🤔 then again, having a good one can be really handy when the weather decides to turn nasty. so maybe it's all about finding that sweet spot between quality and price, but what if they're just too... posh for regular use? 😒
 
🤣 who needs a fancy umbrella when you can just use a trash bag and some string 📦💨 idk what's more impressive, their brollies are actually pretty good or they found someone to pose in the background with 😂
 
I mean, it's pretty cool that they're testing out those umbrellas in the Peak District 🌂️, but I'm not sure I agree with some of their conclusions. Like, £30 to over £100 is a pretty wide price range for an umbrella - I've seen better quality ones for half that price! 🤔 And what about all the other factors like windproofness and water resistance? Those should be taken into account too 😒.

On the other hand, it's great that they're highlighting the importance of investing in a good umbrella. I've been there with soggy silks and twisted metal, so I can attest to its value 🤦‍♀️. And yeah, brightly coloured umbrellas are always a mood booster - who doesn't love a fun pop of colour on a rainy day? 😊
 
🌨️ I'm all for a good umbrella, especially when it comes to braving those UK weather conditions 😂. But can we talk about how some of these umbrellas are just... basic? 🤦‍♀️ Like, £30 is basically a price tag for a glorified stick with some fabric attached 💸. Don't get me wrong, I love a good bargain, but if you're gonna splurge on something, it should at least have some decent quality to it 💡.

And omg, the part about losing count of how many umbrellas you've broken is just me 🤣. I feel like I've had to replace more umbrellas than my phone screen has times 📊. But seriously, finding a reliable one that doesn't turn into a soggy mess in the rain would be a total game-changer ☁️.

What's your fave brolly, btw?
 
I'm loving those high-end umbrellas that are like £100+ - total game changer for rainy days 🌨️💨! I mean, sure they're a bit pricey but trust me, it's worth it - no more flimsy or broken ones ruining your day 😩. And what's up with the different layers of canopies? It's like science or something 🔬.
 
I think a good umbrella is definitely worth its salt... but only if it's not too expensive 🤑 I mean, £30 to over £100 can be a bit steep for some people's budgets, and maybe you just need something that gets the job done without breaking the bank 💸. On the other hand, investing in a high-quality umbrella can be a good idea... but only if you're going to use it all the time, not just on special occasions 🤔. I've had my fair share of cheap umbrellas that were okay for a day or two, but then they'd fall apart on me 😩. So yeah, maybe it's worth splurging a bit on a good one... unless you're like me and have a knack for losing them anyway 😂!
 
Umbrellas can literally be lifesavers on a bad weather day 🌂💨. I mean, who hasn't had one of those days where you're like "why did I not just stay indoors?" 😂. Anyway, I think the most important thing is to find an umbrella that's not too heavy for its size, 'cause let's face it, we all know those times when we just wanna be able to walk down the street without having to wrestle with our brollies 🤣.

Also, have you ever noticed how some people actually kinda look cooler with umbrellas? Like, there's this one person in London who always carries around a bright red umbrella and it's literally the most iconic thing about them 👀. Anyway, I think that's what makes a good umbrella - not just its functionality but also its style 🎨.

And can we talk about how much we spend on umbrellas? Like, £100 for one?! 🤑 I get that some high-end brands are worth it, but I'm still trying to figure out why my top-rated London Undercover Classic cost me half that price 💸.
 
I'm a bit curious about those umbrellas they tested in the Peak District 💨🌬️. Like, aren't all umbrellas supposed to be good at keeping us dry? 🤔 It's weird that some of them didn't do so well in the wind and rain. Maybe it's just because not everyone gets a good one in the first place? 😊
 
omg i'm so down for a good umbrella upgrade 🌂💨 just got my hands on the new parrot mini umbrella and it's literally changed my life who needs a regular umbrella when you can have one that pops up in like 10 seconds ⏱️?
 
I'm telling you, this article is trying to distract us from something bigger 🤑. They're not just testing umbrellas, they're testing our vulnerability 🌪️. Think about it, who needs a top-rated umbrella when we can just rely on the government to provide for us? 🤷‍♂️ But no, instead of talking about that, they're making us spend our hard-earned cash on overpriced umbrellas 💸.

And have you noticed how they only feature a select few umbrellas in their "top picks"? What about the ones that are made from recycled materials or powered by renewable energy? 🌟 Don't we deserve to know about those options too? This is just another example of the powers-that-be hiding the truth from us 🔮.
 
I'm so over all these new-fangled umbrella designs 🤦‍♂️, they're just not made like they used to be anymore. I mean, what's wrong with a good ol' fashioned automatic open/close mechanism? They just don't make 'em like they did back in the day 💔. And don't even get me started on the materials, all that fancy-schmancy nylon stuff is just not as durable as good old canvas 🤷‍♂️. Give me a trusty ol' umbrella like the London Undercover Classic any day of the week ⚡️!
 
I mean, I remember back in my day, we just used whatever umbrella our parents gave us or bought from a market stall... And it was always about functionality over style, you know? 🌂️ These new-fangled umbrellas with fancy designs and whatnot are just so much more exciting! But at the end of the day, I guess what really matters is that they keep you dry when it's pouring outside.
 
I'm loving the Peak District umbrella test 🌂💨! It's crazy how some umbrellas can just take a beating and keep on going, while others are like fragile flowers 💐😂. And yeah, quality really does matter - £30 for a cheap one that falls apart in 5 seconds isn't worth it, but a good £100 umbrella that lasts you years is totally worth the investment 💸. Plus, let's be real, who doesn't want an umbrella that makes them feel like they're walking around with a colourful party on their head? 🎉🌈
 
omg i was at the peak district last year and it was like trying to hold onto my lunch on a windy day lol what makes a good umbrella tho? im all about that £30-£50 range they seem decent but idk if its worth breaking the bank for one 🤣 btw have you seen those tiny umbrellas for kids? more like parasols lol
 
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