An explosion 92 million miles away just grounded Jeff Bezos’ New Glenn rocket

Wow 🚀🌪️, just think about it... Solar storms are like, totally unpredictable, right? I mean, one minute they're chillin' in space, the next they're hurtling towards us at 1 million miles per hour! Can you even imagine trying to prepare for that kind of thing? It's like trying to predict a weather storm on Earth, but way more epic. Interesting 🤔
 
idk man... just when bezos was about to take humans to mars lol 🚀😂 but then solar storms come in and ruin everything 🌪️🔥 like, can't even get a break from the sun's crazy vibes ☀️ anyway, it's not all bad - think of the science that's gonna happen when they try again? plus, who needs mars when we have those sick aurora lights on earth 🔦😍
 
🚀😒 Oh great, just what we need – another reason for space travel to be cancelled 🙄. I mean, who needs Mars when you've got a supercharged solar storm coming our way? 💥 Like, isn't that a thing we were supposed to prepare for before actually leaving the atmosphere? 🤷‍♂️ It's not like NASA is made up of amateurs or anything 😜. And now Bezos has to deal with the fallout (no pun intended) – literally 🚀💨. Can you imagine having to reschedule a launch due to some solar storm? Talk about a space-astrophe 🚫.
 
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