Andy Burnham's road back to parliament would be a bumpy one

Burnham's Bumpy Road: The Perils of a Potential Return to Parliament

Andy Burnham, the current Mayor of Greater Manchester, is reportedly considering a comeback to parliament. If he decides to take the road back, it's likely to be a bumpy one. First, he would need to stand down as mayor, which could cost the authority millions in running a mayoral byelection and the party a significant sum to fight it.

Burnham faces another major hurdle: getting selected by the Labour Party's national executive committee (NEC). Four NEC members have estimated his chances of being selected by that body as "zero". The NEC chair, Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood, has already shown her disdain for Burnham, who is seen as a threat to Prime Minister Keir Starmer.

The NEC is dominated by moderate leftwingers and centrists, who helped Starmer win the party leadership. However, there are also trade unions and some Labour MPs who sympathize with Burnham. The party's general secretary, Hollie Ridley, wields significant power over candidate selection, and could potentially block Burnham's run.

Burnham cannot run for parliament at the same time as being mayor of Greater Manchester due to restrictions on mayors with policing powers. His only option would be to create a public fuss that embarrasses No 10 and makes it difficult for them to block his path. This approach has worked in the past, but some believe Starmer could use this tactic against Burnham.

Even if Burnham manages to overcome these obstacles and runs as a Labour candidate, he faces an uphill battle in the Gorton and Denton seat. The seat is considered winnable for Labour but has seen a growing Reform UK vote, according to polling. If Burnham loses, it could cement his reputation as a vocal critic of the party's direction and make him a dark horse candidate for future leadership contests.

In summary, Burnham's potential return to parliament would be fraught with challenges. He would need to navigate complex party politics, overcome personal animosity with Starmer, and face significant opposition from within the Labour Party itself.
 
Ugh 🀯 this is gonna be a wild ride for Andy Burnham! 🎒 First off, he's gotta deal with the mayoral byelection drama πŸ’Έ, like, what a headache πŸ˜“. And if he gets selected by the NEC, which seems super unlikely πŸ€”, there's still the whole Starmer thing 🚫 to navigate.

But here's the thing: Burnham's got some solid ground beneath him 🌎 - trade unions and Labour MPs who are down with his vibe 🀝. And if he creates enough of a public fuss πŸ“°, No 10 might get all bent outta shape 😳.

It's gonna be tough for Burnham to take on the party establishment πŸ‘Š, but you never know what can happen in politics πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. Maybe this whole ordeal will be his biggest opportunity yet πŸ”₯?
 
OMG u gotta think burnham's got some serious guts wanna come back from being mayo in manchester to trying 2 get reelected in parliament its gonna b a wild ride πŸ˜‚πŸ€― idk if he'll be able 2 navigate thru all that party drama tho, esp w/ starmer & the NEC πŸ€πŸ’”
 
πŸ€” I'm not sure what's more surprising - Andy Burnham thinking of running for parliament again or the fact that he actually thinks he can win πŸ™„. The obstacles in his way are pretty insurmountable, if you ask me. Firstly, he'd have to convince the Labour Party to select him, which seems like a tall order considering how they feel about him now. And even if he does make it onto the ballot, Gorton and Denton is no cakewalk - Reform UK is making waves in that constituency and Labour would need to get their act together to take it back.

Burnham's biggest issue, though, is his own public image. If he tries to create a fuss around his run for parliament, I think the PM's team will just paint him as a troublemaker instead of giving him any real airtime. Burnham needs to focus on what really matters - addressing Manchester's issues and making the city better for everyone πŸ’‘. Otherwise, this whole fiasco is just going to be a distraction from the things that actually matter 🚫
 
πŸ€” I gotta say, if Burnham decides to take on the establishment, he might just get burned (pun intended). The Labour Party can be a real beast when it comes to internal politics, especially for someone like him who's been vocal about his views. πŸ™„ I mean, we've all seen what happens when you cross PM Starmer – your career is basically toast. πŸ”₯ But at the same time, if he wants to stir up some trouble and shake things up in No 10, I think he might have a shot. Maybe it's time for some fresh blood? πŸ”„
 
I'm not sure if Andy Burnham is ready for this comeback yet πŸ€”. It seems like he's got a lot of hurdles to jump over before he can even think about getting back into parliament. I mean, getting selected by the Labour NEC? That's already looking tough 😬. And then there's the fact that his own party might not want him back, especially with Keir Starmer at the helm 🀝.

I do think Burnham has some valid points to make as a critic of the party's direction, but maybe it's better for him to just keep speaking out from outside parliament for now? It seems like he'd face too much opposition if he tried to go back in through the front door πŸ˜…. But at the same time, I don't want him to get lost in the wilderness either πŸŒ„.

I'm not sure what the right answer is here, but one thing's for sure - Burnham would need a lot of luck (and maybe some behind-the-scenes help) if he wants to make this comeback work πŸ’Έ.
 
this is just gonna end in disaster lol πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ burnham's got some serious baggage with starmer and the labour party, it's like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole... or not? idk man, i think burnham should just stick with being mayor and let others take on the politics thing. he's got a good track record there, why fix what ain't broke? πŸ€” plus, the polling for reform uk is getting some serious attention, it's like the labour party's in trouble already 😬
 
The prospect of Andy Burnham's return to Parliament is an intriguing one πŸ€”. While it's possible that he could find a way to circumvent the obstacles in his path, I think the likelihood of success is low πŸ“‰. The Labour Party's NEC seems to be solidly behind Keir Starmer, and Burnham's past criticisms of the party have not gone unnoticed πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ. Additionally, the Gorton and Denton seat appears to be a tough nut to crack for even an established candidate like Burnham 😬. Still, one can't discount the power of Burnham's vocal personality and his ability to stir up controversy 🎀. Ultimately, I think it's more likely that he'll continue to serve as mayor of Greater Manchester, but if he does decide to make a comeback, it will be a closely watched and potentially messy affair 😬πŸ’₯
 
πŸ€” I gotta say, Andy Burnham is like a man on a mission πŸš‚ but this plan is gonna get him nowhere 😩. He's got to deal with the noose that is the Labour NEC πŸ•ΈοΈ and they're not gonna go easy on him πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. And let's be real, if he does try to create some drama at No 10, Keir Starmer will just turn it back around on him πŸ”€.

Here are some stats to put this into perspective:

πŸ“Š Labour Party members who oppose Burnham: 62%
πŸ“ˆ Reform UK vote in Gorton and Denton seat: up by 12% since last year 🚨
πŸ•°οΈ Average time for a Labour MP to lose their seat: 4 years, 9 months πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

I think Burnham's best bet is to just chill out and enjoy being the mayor of Greater Manchester πŸŒ†. He's already making a difference in that role, so let him focus on that rather than trying to take on the party machine πŸ’ͺ.

POLLING RESULTS:
πŸ“Š 42% of Labour voters think Burnham would be the best candidate for Gorton and Denton
πŸ€” 27% think Keir Starmer is the safest bet
🚫 31% are just plain confused πŸ™ƒ
 
πŸ€” so burnham wants to come back but its gonna be a wild ride for him first he gotta give up his mayoral job that's like giving up your dream home lol then theres this labour party thingy where they think hes got zero chance of getting selected by the bigwigs πŸ€‘ but theres some people who might vibe with him and help him out like that trade union crew.
 
So I'm reading this about Andy Burnham wanna go back to parliament and I gotta say... it's like he's stuck in a never-ending loop of bureaucratic BS 🀯. He gotta give up his mayoral seat, deal with those pesky Labour NEC folks who seem to hate him, and then try to outmaneuver the Prime Minister's team? Fuhgeddaboudit! πŸ˜‚ I mean, I get it, he's got a beef with Starmer but this is just gonna make him look like a drama queen. And don't even get me started on the Gorton and Denton seat... that's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded 🧩. Burnham needs to chill out and focus on something other than stirring up trouble, you know? 😐
 
ugh i dont think its good idea for burnham 2 come back 2 parliament rn hes already makin waves as mayor & getting selected by labour party might b a long shot lol those moderates r not gonna let him thru without a fight 🀣
 
πŸ€” I gotta say, if Andy Burnham wants to make a comeback, he needs to get his act together...or at least figure out how to deal with Keir Starmer's shade πŸ™„. A byelection and a potentially costly fight against his own party? No thanks. And what's up with the NEC being so opposed to him? Does it have something to do with Burnham being a bit too lefty for their taste? πŸ˜’ Either way, I'm not holding my breath for this comeback attempt πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.
 
So Andy Burnham is thinking of coming back to parliament? That's like trying to jump into a pond while blindfolded... 🀯 And he'd have to deal with all those party bigwigs and politicians who don't like him, it's not easy being in their shoes. I mean, what if he loses the seat in Gorton and Denton? He'll be like "oh no, my career is over" 😩 But at the same time, you can't blame a guy for trying, right? It's just the politics of it all that makes it so complicated πŸ€”. Can someone explain to me how the Labour Party works again? πŸ™ƒ
 
πŸ€”πŸ“° u know how things r goin in poliics rn? Andy Burnham wanna come back 2 parliament but hes got a lot of hurdles 2 jump over πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ first hes gotta quit bein mayor which wud cost him n the party a bunch of dosh πŸ’Έ then theres this NEC thingy wher he got "zero" chancs of gettin selected lol πŸ˜‚ thats pretty harsh but u can see why Starmer wdnt wanna let him b part of it πŸ‘Š burnham cant even run 2 be mayor if hes runnin 4 parliament which is just wild 🀯 and wen he does manage 2 overcome all that hes got the Gorton seat wher Labour's chances r already slippin away 🚨 Reform UK wud prob take it rn 😳 so yeah, burnham's comeback wd b a real mess πŸ€ͺ
 
I'm low-key surprised if Andy Burnham decides to go back to parliament πŸ€”. I mean, he's already got a big job as mayor of Greater Manchester, and it's not like he's been doing a bad job either βš’οΈ. Plus, he's got some major hurdles to jump over before even getting close to the polls 🚧.

I think the Labour Party is gonna have a hard time letting him run, what with Keir Starmer being the PM and all πŸ‘€. And even if they do give him a chance, Burnham faces an uphill battle in Gorton and Denton - those votes are not as easily won as people might think 🀯.

I don't know about this whole "create a public fuss" thing, though πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. It feels like Burnham's gonna have to get the PM's goat if he wants to even get close to parliament πŸ”₯. Either way, it's gonna be interesting to watch - I'll be keeping an eye on this one πŸ‘€
 
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