Brazil's Bolsonaro finds novel way to reduce 27-year sentence: reading books

Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro has been granted permission to reduce his 27-year prison sentence by reading books, a novel approach to reducing his time behind bars. However, it appears his lawyers have only recently discovered this quirk in the Brazilian penal code, which allows inmates to cut their sentences by four days for each title read.

Bolsonaro, a self-proclaimed busy individual who once declared he "doesn't have time to read", has been tasked with devouring books on various topics, including Indigenous rights, racism, and the environment. The reading list is likely to be anathema to the far-right politician, given his previous support for a 1964-85 dictatorship that was marked by violence against minorities.

Among the books assigned to Bolsonaro are titles such as Ana Maria GonΓ§alves' "Um Defeito de Cor" (A Colour Defect), which explores Brazil's history from the perspective of a Black woman. The list also features children's non-fiction picture book "Democracy!" by Philip Bunting, and classic novels like Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace".

To qualify for sentence reduction, prisoners must submit written reports to prison authorities, detailing what they have read. Bolsonaro is required to document his progress, but it remains to be seen whether he will stick to the assigned reading list.

Interestingly, Bolsonaro once appeared in public with a large book, Winston Churchill's "Memoirs of the Second World War", but its contents and his actual level of engagement with the material are unclear. In contrast, his preferred read during the 2018 presidential election was Carlos Alberto Brilhante Ustra's memoir, which chronicled his time as an army colonel accused of torture.

Bolsonaro is currently serving a maximum security sentence in BrasΓ­lia after being transferred from a federal police base where he spent Christmas. His lawyers' decision to explore this unusual sentence reduction scheme has sparked debate about the former president's commitment to reform and rehabilitation.
 
πŸ€” I'm not sure if reducing Bolsonaro's sentence just by reading books is such a great idea, but hey, it's a start πŸ“š. Four days for each book read? That's like, super lenient πŸ˜‚. And what's with the selection of books? Indigenous rights and racism? That's definitely not going to make him see things from another perspective πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. I mean, the guy has a history of being pretty extreme in his views. But hey, at least he'll have something to do while he's behind bars... maybe read up on some tolerance 😊.
 
I gotta say, it's kinda ironic that Bolsonaro is now all about reading books on Indigenous rights and racism after saying he didn't have time for it before 🀣. Like, who would've thought a guy with his history of supporting dictators would be doing book club? It's like the universe is giving him a reality check. I'm curious to see how he'll do with this reading list - will he stick to it or try to find ways to cheat the system? πŸ“šπŸ’‘ His lawyers' decision to use this quirk in the penal code is definitely an interesting move, but only time will tell if it's just a clever ploy to reduce his sentence or if Bolsonaro is actually learning something new πŸ€”.
 
πŸ€” I gotta say, I'm loving that Bolsonaro is getting a chance to actually read some books πŸ“š! He's always been super critical of people who don't have time for reading, but here he is trying to make the most of his situation πŸ˜‚. It's like they're saying "hey, you can't stay in prison forever, so might as well learn something new" πŸ™. Plus, it's about time someone held him accountable for his past actions - all those books on Indigenous rights and racism are gonna be a real eye-opener πŸ”. Who knows if he'll actually finish the list or just use it as an excuse to avoid doing any actual work 😜.
 
I'm low-key impressed that Brazil is giving Jair Bolsonaro a chance to reduce his prison sentence by reading πŸ“š! It's a novel approach, for sure πŸ€”. I mean, who knew he had a hidden love for literature? πŸ˜‚ But seriously, it's a great way to give him an opportunity to reflect on his past actions and maybe even learn something new about the world around him 🌎. The books they've assigned him to read are definitely thought-provoking - I hope he takes them seriously πŸ’‘! It'll be interesting to see if he sticks to the reading list or gets distracted like he did during the election πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. Either way, it's a win-win for the Brazilian penal system πŸ™Œ #JusticeReform #ReadingIsKey #BolsonaroBookClub
 
omg, like literally can't believe bolsonaro is getting away with reading books instead of doing time 🀯! his lawyers are all up in arms but idk what's more cringeworthy, him having to read books on racism and indigenous rights or him pretending to be interested in war and peace πŸ“šπŸ˜‚ i mean come on man, you're the one who said you don't have time to read... meanwhile he's getting to skip out on actual work and just reading like it's his job lol
 
I mean, can you believe Bolsonaro's reading list? 🀣 Indigenous rights and racism - that's some serious soul-searching right there! I'm not sure if he'll actually stick to it though, considering his history of denying climate change 🌑️. But hey, at least the prison authorities are trying to give him a chance to learn something new. I wonder what Tolstoy's "War and Peace" will be like for someone who thinks democracy is just about personal freedom πŸ“š. Maybe this whole book-reading thing will be a wake-up call for him? Fingers crossed! 🀞
 
I think it's quite interesting that Bolsonaro gets to reduce his prison time by reading books! πŸ€” I mean, who doesn't love reading a good book anyway? But seriously, I'm not sure if this is going to be effective in changing his views or if he's just going through the motions. 😐 He's had so much time to reflect on his past actions and it's surprising he didn't read anything before now. I'm hoping he'll actually finish all the books on his list, but I wouldn't count on it πŸ“š. What do you think? Should politicians be held accountable for their actions in prison or should they just serve their time like everyone else? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
 
πŸ€” This is wild! I mean, Bolsonaro is like "I'm too busy" when it comes to reading, but now he's got a whole list of books to get through... I feel bad for him, tbh. Like, his lawyers just found out about this quirk in the penal code and are hoping it'll reduce his sentence? That's some last-minute book-hunting right there! πŸ“š And can you imagine having to read "Um Defeito de Cor" (that's like, super deep, right?) and documenting every page? πŸ˜‚ I'm curious to see if he sticks to the reading list or tries to sneak in his own favorite books... πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
 
πŸ€” this whole thing just feels like a PR stunt, you know? I mean Bolsonaro's always been all about playing the victim and now he gets to reduce his sentence by reading books πŸ“š it's almost as if they're trying to spin this into him being some kind of reformed politician instead of the far-right extremist we all knew. And what's with the selection of books? Indigenous rights and racism? That's just rich coming from a guy who's been accused of supporting human rights abuses in the past πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ meanwhile, I'm sure he'll be checking off those boxes on his list so quickly that it's hard to believe. This whole thing just reeks of an attempt to save face for a politician who's done more harm than good πŸ’”
 
Ugh I mean, isn't it weird that Bolsonaro is now reading all these books on Indigenous rights & stuff? Like what took him so long to realize how messed up his past was? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ It seems kinda fishy that he only just found out about this 4-day-per-book thing. Anyway, I guess it's a good thing he's gonna have to document everything though... hope he doesn't just skim through the books like he did with Churchill's memoirs lol. This whole situation is just so... interesting πŸ“šπŸ’­
 
I gotta say, 27 years in prison seems like a pretty harsh punishment for most people 🀯... I mean, Bolsonaro was already serving life with parole, so reducing his time by reading books is definitely a nice perk 😊. But let's be real, the fact that he only just found out about this rule makes me wonder if it's all just some PR stunt πŸ“š. And with a reading list like that? It's gonna be an interesting ride to see how far into "A Colour Defect" he gets πŸ€”. I'm not buying it as some kind of genuine attempt at reform, but I'll give him points for being consistent - even if his past actions are pretty shady πŸ”΅. Still, I suppose it's better than nothing, and who knows, maybe this will be a wake-up call for the guy πŸ˜….
 
I don't think it's right that Bolsonaro gets to cut his sentence just by reading books, even if he does get stuck on some pretty heavy topics like racism and Indigenous rights πŸ€”. It's not like he was willing to engage with the issues during his presidency...and now? I'm curious to see how this all plays out - is he gonna stick to the list or try to mix it up himself πŸ“š? The idea that prisoners can get a break by reading seems pretty cool, but I also think there needs to be some accountability for when they're not sticking to it.
 
πŸ€” I'm low-key shocked that Bolsonaro is actually gonna get to reduce his prison time by reading books πŸ“š. I mean, who would've thought he'd be the one devouring titles on Indigenous rights and racism? πŸ˜‚ It's like, what a far cry from his usual rhetoric. And let's be real, this whole thing smells like an attempt to rehabilitate him, which is kinda cool πŸ€—. But at the same time, it's hard not to think that he's just gonna phony-read some books and pretend like he actually cares πŸ’”. Either way, it'll be interesting to see how this all plays out πŸ”.
 
πŸ˜’ I don't think it's cool that Bolsonaro is only reading books now because his lawyers found out he can, not because he actually wants to learn or reflect on his past actions πŸ€”. It feels like a PR stunt to try and make him look more "reformed" than he probably is πŸ“š. And what's up with the books they've assigned him? Indigenous rights, racism, and the environment - those are some heavy topics for someone who has consistently shown support for far-right ideology πŸ’‘. I hope Bolsonaro sticks to the reading list and actually absorbs what he's reading, but I'm not holding my breath πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ.
 
I think it's kinda cool that Bolsonaro gets to read all these books! πŸ€“ I mean, who wouldn't want to learn more about Indigenous rights and racism, right? It's like he's getting a second chance to learn from his past mistakes. And hey, at least he's not just gonna ignore the reading list, he has to write reports too, that's pretty transparent. His lawyers did seem a bit late to the party with this whole quirk in the penal code thing tho πŸ€”. Anyway, I'm curious to see what he'll make of Ana Maria GonΓ§alves' book, it sounds like a real eye-opener!
 
I gotta say, reading books is def a silver lining here πŸ“šπŸ’‘! I mean, who knew that Jair Bolsonaro could learn so much from people like Ana Maria GonΓ§alves? It's not just about reducing his sentence, it's also about him being exposed to different perspectives and ideas that might challenge his views. And let's be real, getting to read some classic novels like War and Peace is a dream come true for many of us! I'm curious to see how he'll handle the books on Indigenous rights and racism - maybe this will be a chance for him to grow and understand where he went wrong. Only time (and his reading list) will tell πŸ“–
 
🀣 Can you imagine the reading challenges Bolsonaro is going to face with that list? Like, how's he gonna take a book on Indigenous rights without losing his "tropical cowboy" vibe πŸ“šπŸ’ͺ Anyway, this is actually kinda cool - I mean, who needs prison reform when you can give inmates a free library card, right? πŸ˜‚ The fact that his lawyers only just found out about this quirk in the code makes me wonder if they're trying to get him off on a technicality. πŸ€“ Still, it's a novel approach (pun intended) and maybe, just maybe, Bolsonaro will learn something new - but I wouldn't count on it πŸ’‘
 
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