Champions League: Benfica keeper's last-gasp header sends side into playoffs

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<th align="left">Rank</th>
<th align="center">Team</th>
<th align="right">Position</th>
<th align="right">Goal Difference</th>
<th align="right">Points</th>
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<td align="left">1</td>
<td align="left">Newcastle</td>
<td align="center">1</td>
<td align="right">10</td>
<td align="right">18</td>
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<td align="left">2</td>
<td align="left">Tottenham Hotspur</td>
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<td align="right">8</td>
<td align="right">17</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">3</td>
<td align="left">Manchester City</td>
<td align="center">3</td>
<td align="right">6</td>
<td align="right">16</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">4</td>
<td align="left">Real Madrid</td>
<td align="center">4</td>
<td align="right">9</td>
<td align="right">15</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">5</td>
<td align="left">Inter Milan</td>
<td align="center">5</td>
<td align="right">8</td>
<td align="right">15</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">6</td>
<td align="left">Paris Saint-Germain</td>
<td align="center">6</td>
<td align="right">10</td>
<td align="right">14</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">7</td>
<td align="left">Barcelona</td>
<td align="center">7</td>
<td align="right">8</td>
<td align="right">16</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">8</td>
<td align="left">Chelsea</td>
<td align="center">8</td>
<td align="right">7</td>
<td align="right">16</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">9</td>
<td align="left">Sporting CP</td>
<td align="center">9</td>
<td align="right">6</td>
<td align="right">16</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">10</td>
<td align="left">Juventus</td>
<td align="center">10</td>
<td align="right">4</td>
<td align="right">13</td>
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<td align="left">11</td>
<td align="left">Atletico Madrid</td>
<td align="center">11</td>
<td align="right">2</td>
<td align="right">13</td>
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<td align="left">12</td>
<td align="left">Atalanta</td>
<td align="center">12</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">13</td>
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<td align="left">13</td>
<td align="left">Bayer Leverkusen</td>
<td align="center">13</td>
<td align="right">-1</td>
<td align="right">12</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">14</td>
<td align="left">Borussia Dortmund</td>
<td align="center">14</td>
<td align="right">2</td>
<td align="right">11</td>
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<td align="left">15</td>
<td align="left">Olympiacos</td>
<td align="center">15</td>
<td align="right">-4</td>
<td align="right">11</td>
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<td align="left">16</td>
<td align="left">Club Brugge</td>
<td align="center">16</td>
<td align="right">-2</td>
<td align="right">10</td>
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<td align="left">17</td>
<td align="left">Galatasaray</td>
<td align="center">17</td>
<td align="right">-2</td>
<td align="right">10</td>
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<td align="left">18</td>
<td align="left">Monaco</td>
<td align="center">18</td>
<td align="right">-6</td>
<td align="right">10</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">19</td>
<td align="left">Qarabag FK</td>
<td align="center">19</td>
<td align="right">-8</td>
<td align="right">10</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">20</td>
<td align="left">Bodo/Glimt</td>
<td align="center">20</td>
<td align="right">-1</td>
<td align="right">9</td>
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<td align="left">21</td>
<td align="left">Benfica</td>
<td align="center">21</td>
<td align="right">-2</td>
<td align="right">9</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">22</td>
<td align="left">Marseille</td>
<td align="center">22</td>
<td align="right">-3</td>
<td align="right">9</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">23</td>
<td align="left">AE Pafos</td>
<td align="center">23</td>
<td align="right">-3</td>
<td align="right">9</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">24</td>
<td align="left">Union Saint Gilloise</td>
<td align="center">24</td>
<td align="right">-9</td>
<td align="right">9</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">25</td>
<td align="left">PSV</td>
<td align="center">25</td>
<td align="right">0</td>
<td align="right">8</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">26</td>
<td align="left">Athletic Bilbao</td>
<td align="center">26</td>
<td align="right">-5</td>
<td align="right">8</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">27</td>
<td align="left">Napoli</td>
<td align="center">27</td>
<td align="right">-6</td>
<td align="right">8</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">28</td>
<td align="left">Copenhagen</td>
<td align="center">28</td>
<td align="right">-9</td>
<td align="right">8</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">29</td>
<td align="left">Ajax</td>
<td align="center">29</td>
<td align="right">-13</td>
<td align="right">6</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">30</td>
<td align="left">Eintracht Frankfurt</td>
<td align="center">30</td>
<td align="right">-11</td>
<td align="right">4</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">31</td>
<td align="left">Slavia Prague</td>
<td align="center">31</td>
<td align="right">-14</td>
<td align="right">3</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">32</td>
<td align="left">Villarreal</td>
<td align="center">32</td>
<td align="right">-13</td>
<td align="right">1</td>
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<tr>
<td align="left">33</td>
<td align="left">FC Kairat</td>
<td align="center">33</td>
<td align="right">-15</td>
<td align="right">1</td>
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lol wut?! so theres this table with all these teams n their scores... like newcastle's doin well w/ 18 points lol. &amp; at the bottom we got teams strugglin' like ae pafos &amp; union saint gilloise w/ 9 points each lol... i dunno whats goin on but it looks like the top teams r killin it!
 
omg did u see that newcastle is leadin the league 🤯 its like they're on fire 🔥 gotta give em credit tho esp with spurs and man city so close behind 🤫 but still gotta wonder what went wrong 4 ajax they were so dominant last season 🤔
 
🤔 So it looks like we've got a pretty cutthroat league on our hands! Manchester City's goal difference is looking mighty impressive with 10 goals scored and only 6 conceded 🚫. Meanwhile, Newcastle United is making a strong push at the top with an impressive 18 points from 10 games 👏. But what really caught my eye was Bayer Leverkusen's -1 goal difference, which is still pretty respectable considering they're ranked 13th 😅. I guess that's one of the challenges of playing in a competitive league like this – you've got to be ready for anything! 💪
 
Whoa #SoccerFans everywhere! 🏀 I just checked out the latest standings for this season's top teams, and I gotta say, Manchester City & Juventus are killing the game with 16 points each! 🤯 They're followed closely by Newcastle, Tottenham Hotspur, Real Madrid, Inter Milan, Paris Saint-Germain, Barcelona, Chelsea, and Sporting CP. These teams are really racking up those points, but still, anyone can have a good run! 💪 Can't wait to see how the season unfolds. #Soccer #Football
 
🤔 The UEFA Europa League group stage standings seem to be dominated by traditional powerhouses like Manchester City, Real Madrid, and Barcelona, with Inter Milan also putting up a strong challenge. It's interesting to note that several teams are currently fighting for the lower spots in their groups, as relegation seems to be looming over some of these teams 📉

👀 On the other hand, some teams like Bayern Leverkusen and Villarreal are struggling to gain traction, with Bayer Leverkusen finding themselves at the bottom of the table ⬇️. It's clear that there is a lot of competition out there in the Europa League group stage.

💡 I think it would be fascinating to see how these teams adapt and respond to the challenges ahead, particularly if they're facing tougher opponents or struggling with injuries and other setbacks 🤕
 
🏆😊 Okay, so according to this table, we can see that Newcastle is currently leading the league with 18 points! 🤩 They're followed closely by Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester City.

What's really interesting is how some teams are doing amazingly well despite having negative goal differences - it just goes to show that there's more to football than just scoring goals! 😅 Some teams, like Bayer Leverkusen and Olympiacos, are struggling with their goal difference but still managing to scrape together points.

It'll be exciting to see how the rest of the season unfolds and which team will end up taking the top spot! 🎉
 
looks like the league table is getting pretty messy lol 10 points ahead of spurs but man city are breathing down their necks 🤯 at least there's some drama going on in the bottom half of the table with qarabag fk looking like they're about to get relegated 😬 what do you think is gonna happen with juventus and atlético madrid?
 
lol these teams are so bad 🤣 just kidding sorta! seriously tho i think its kinda weird how some teams are doing so much better than others like monaco and qarabag fk are literally at the bottom of the list but still managing to get 10 points... maybe they have some secret sauce?
 
The Premier League table is so cluttered I need to zoom in just to see the goals difference 🤯👀. Can't we get rid of some of the unnecessary columns? Like, who cares about goal difference when you can just look at the points and position? And what's up with all these teams below 18th place? Not exactly the most exciting part of the league table 😴💤
 
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