I'm telling ya, back in my day we didn't have all these fancy teams and superstars like they do now

. I mean, I love a good underdog story as much as the next guy, but seriously, Bayern Munich getting taken down by Arsenal? That's just crazy talk!
And don't even get me started on Liverpool, those guys are like the ultimate soap opera

. One minute they're on top of the world, and the next they're getting destroyed 5-0 by PSV Eindhoven... what's going on?!
But you know who's not having a bad time? José Mourinho! That guy's always been a winner, and now he's leading Benfica to victory with some pretty slick moves

. And let me tell you, I love the little kiss on the forehead between him and Wesley Sneijder - that's just class

.
And finally, can we talk about Estevão for a second? That goal against Barcelona was insane!

I mean, I've seen some crazy stuff in my day, but this guy takes the cake

. Maybe Chelsea should start playing him more often...