Cop30: 'We will exterminate ourselves' if we keep extracting fossil fuels, activists say – as it happened

This article discusses the upcoming COP30 conference in Brazil and provides an update on the negotiations that have been taking place so far.

The conference is scheduled to take place from November 6-18, 2022, in the city of Salvador, Brazil. The theme of this year's conference is "Transforming our Planet" and it aims to focus on solutions for a sustainable and equitable future.

According to Liliam Chagas, director of the climate department at Brazil's foreign affairs ministry, the negotiations are expected to be productive and that the conference will finish on time or with a short delay. The president of COP30, André Corrêa do Lago, is also optimistic about the outcome of the conference.

However, history suggests that COP meetings tend to overrun, with only three out of 29 previous conferences finishing on schedule. Last year's COP in Baku ran for 36 hours over its scheduled time.

The article also discusses various issues that are being negotiated at the conference, including climate justice, indigenous rights, and sustainable development. There are demonstrations and protests taking place outside the venue to demand action on these issues.

Overall, the article provides a summary of the current state of negotiations at COP30 and highlights the challenges that lie ahead in achieving a successful outcome for this year's conference.
 
I'm kinda worried about COP30 🤞. I mean, history is not exactly on their side, you know? Three out of 29 conferences finishing on time? That's like, a very low success rate 😅. And last year's one in Baku was like, 36 hours over schedule? That's just crazy! But at the same time, André Corrêa do Lago and Liliam Chagas seem pretty optimistic about this one 🤞. Fingers crossed that they'll actually manage to wrap things up on schedule 😅. It's def gonna be interesting to see how it all plays out outside the venue too - demonstrations and protests can make for some intense negotiations 🌟
 
I'm low-key worried about COP30 🤔... like I get it, Brazil is hosting, but have you seen how these conferences usually go? They're always talking about transforming our planet, but when does actual change happen? 🌎 It's easy to get caught up in the optimism, especially with a theme as broad as "Transforming our Planet", but what about all the specifics that need to be nailed down? Climate justice and indigenous rights are two big ones that I feel like get lost in the shuffle. And what about all the people outside protesting for more concrete action? 🤦‍♀️ It's gonna be interesting to see how this one plays out, but I'm also kinda rooting for them to finish on time... 🕰️
 
🤔💡 A climate change confrence is like trying to herd cats online... 🐈😹 it just never ends on time but you get all sorts of good memes out of it ! 😂📸 [gif of cat herding chaos]
 
🤞 I'm keeping my fingers crossed that COP30 will finally get it right 🙏 after all the delays in previous conferences! 36 hours is way too long to be talking about saving the planet 🌎. Brazil is hosting this one and they've got some big shoes to fill, but I think André Corrêa do Lago is a great choice as president - he seems pretty down-to-earth 💚. Fingers crossed that we'll see some real progress on climate justice and indigenous rights 🌱. I'm a bit worried about the protests outside though - it's gonna be tough to make agreements when people are so passionate about these issues 😬.
 
I'm so stoked that people are finally getting real about climate justice 🌎💚 I mean, we've been talking about it for ages now, but sometimes you need to see some actual progress being made, right? The fact that there are protests and demos happening outside the venue shows that everyone's passionate about this stuff 💪

I'm a bit worried that COP30 is gonna follow in the footsteps of other conferences like COP25 though 🤔 I mean, it's hard to resist getting caught up in all the drama and politics when you're dealing with something as big as climate change 😬 But hey, maybe they've got some fresh ideas this time around? Fingers crossed that we'll actually see some concrete solutions come out of this conference 🤞
 
I don't think it's fair to say that the conference is going to be all doom and gloom 🤔. Yeah, history shows us that these things can run late, but what if everyone just works together and gets stuff done? I mean, we've got some really smart people in Brazil leading this thing 💡. And have you seen the demonstrations outside? That's just passionate people wanting to make a change 💪. We shouldn't write them off just because it might not go exactly as planned 🤷‍♀️. It's COP30, let's try to be optimistic about it, yeah? 🌟
 
OMG, I'm getting major FOMO just reading about COP30! 🤯 I mean, it's like they're literally trying to transform our planet here, and we need everyone's input to make it happen. Climate justice and indigenous rights are super important topics that need to be addressed ASAP. But, ugh, the history of these conferences is always a bit sketchy, you know? 🤔 Like, how can anyone expect everything to get wrapped up in just 12 days? It's just gonna be one big mess, right? 😅 Still, I gotta give props to André Corrêa do Lago and Liliam Chagas for being optimistic about it all. Maybe this time will be different? 🤞 We need that! 🌎💚
 
🤔 The thing is, COP conferences have been like, super unpredictable 🌪️. I mean, they always start with good vibes, but then things just kinda... spill over 😅. Like last year's one in Baku was 36 hours long! 🕰️ 36 hours! And the ones before that? Forget about it 🤯.

I'm all for climate justice and indigenous rights and sustainable development 🌿👥, but can we please just stick to a schedule for once? 😂 I know the negotiators are trying their best, but it's like they're playing a game of chess without knowing the rules 🎲. And don't even get me started on the protests outside... 🤪 I feel for them, but we need concrete action, not just words 💬.

I'm still hopeful, tho 😊. The prez and the director from Brazil seem cool, and they're talking about productivity and stuff 👍. Fingers crossed that COP30 will be different 🤞. Maybe we'll finally get some real progress on these issues 🌟. A diagram would look something like this:
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+---------------+
| Progress |
| (Maybe?) |
+---------------+
|
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v
+---------------+
| Protests & |
| Demonstrations|
+---------------+
|
|
v
+---------------+
| Climate Justice|
| Indigenous Rights|
| Sustainable Development|
+---------------+
```
🤞 Wishing it all works out 🤞
 
🤔 I'm skeptical about the positivity surrounding COP30 🌎💨. While Liliam Chagas' assurance that negotiations will be productive is reassuring, history has shown us that these conferences often extend far beyond their scheduled timelines 😬. I worry that the conference might get bogged down in intricate discussions about climate justice and indigenous rights, losing sight of the bigger picture 🌍.

It's great to see demonstrations and protests taking place outside the venue, as they highlight the urgency of these issues 🔥. However, we need concrete action and tangible commitments from world leaders to drive meaningful change 💪. The theme "Transforming our Planet" is a good starting point, but we need more than just words – we need action 📝.

The fact that only three out of 29 previous conferences have finished on schedule raises concerns about the effectiveness of COP meetings in achieving tangible outcomes 🕒️. I hope that COP30 will be an exception to this trend and deliver a successful outcome 💥.
 
COP30 is like a big mirror reflecting our collective anxiety about the planet 🌎... we're all scrambling to find solutions for a sustainable future, but history keeps telling us it's gonna be tough to stick to the schedule ⏰. I mean, what does "transforming our planet" even mean? Is it just a fancy phrase or is there real substance behind it? These negotiations are like trying to solve a puzzle with missing pieces 🤯... and we're all watching from outside, hoping someone will find the right answer. Meanwhile, protests outside are just one way of saying "hey, listen up!" 👊. It's gonna be interesting to see how this one plays out...
 
COP30 is gonna be a wild ride 🌪️... I'm not sure how optimistic they are about it though 😔. I mean, we all know what happens at these conferences - they're always running long or behind schedule. And with the issues they're tackling, climate justice and indigenous rights, it's not like there's a lot of room for flexibility 🤯. Still, fingers crossed that this one might be different 🤞...
 
Ugh, COP meetings always stress me out 🤯... I mean, don't get me wrong, we need to take care of our planet, but can't they just agree on something already?! 😩 It's like, they're so close, and then it all falls apart at the last minute. And what really gets my goat is that they're talking about climate justice and indigenous rights, but it feels like they're not taking enough concrete steps to make a real difference 🤕... I hope this year's conference will be different, but my anxiety levels are already through the roof 😬
 
Umm, I'm not sure about this one 🤔... COP meetings always seem to go longer than expected. Like, last year's one was 36 hours over its scheduled time! 🕰️ How can we expect COP30 to finish on schedule when that happened before? Plus, there are already demonstrations and protests outside the venue, which might disrupt things even more 😬. And what about climate justice and indigenous rights? Those are pretty big issues... I'm not sure how they're going to get resolved in just 12 days ⏰. Still, I guess we'll have to wait and see how it all plays out 📺.
 
I'm kinda skeptical about these optimistic predictions from Liliam Chagas and André Corrêa do Lago... Like, we've been here before with COP 29 and even before that, COP 27 was all over the news for being delayed 🤔🕰️. It's hard not to think that these talks are gonna be another case of "talk is cheap" 😒. And with all these passionate protesters outside, it feels like the pressure is on for something tangible to happen. I'm rooting for Brazil to pull this off tho! 🇧🇷 Still, gotta keep my fingers crossed that they won't follow the same old COP pattern and just end up stretching out the whole thing...
 
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