From Hamnet to Bridget Christie: your complete entertainment guide to the week ahead

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**TV and Film**

* "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy" premieres on Paramount+ on January 15th, following a group of young cadets through their training regime.
* "Agatha Christie's Seven Dials" arrives on Netflix on January 15th, starring Mia McKenna-Bruce as the amateur detective Bundle Brent in a dramatization of the country house murder mystery.
* "David Baddiel: Catman" airs on Channel 4 on January 16th, exploring the lack of cats on television.

**Gaming**

* "Animal Crossing: New Horizons" version 3.0 is released on January 15th, introducing a hotel to decorate and cameos from Nintendo franchises.
* "BrokenLore: UNFOLLOW" is released on January 15th for PS5, Xbox, and PC, continuing the series' rapid-fire releases with a new story about social media.

**Music**

* The Cribs release their ninth album, "Selling a Vibe", which features melodic indie pop and was produced by Patrick Wimberly.
* Zach Bryan releases his latest project, "With Heaven on Top", featuring Kings of Leon and Gabriella Rose.
* Brandy Dalton's experimental electronic music is released on the cult label Dark Entries, focusing on themes of hedonism and AIDS.
* Dry Cleaning release their album "Secret Love" after opening up the production process with producer-artist Cate Le Bon.

**Brain Food**

* Karen Gabay releases her new audio series "You Ought to Know", providing insight into unsung living greats of Black British music.
* The B1M channel on YouTube explores the world of construction, covering topics from car tunnel builds to nuclear-proof towers.
* A documentary film "The Civil War's Lost Massacre" premieres on PBS America on January 15th, telling the story of historians uncovering the remains of a battalion of formerly enslaved Black Union soldiers whose camp was ambushed during the American civil war.
 
Ugh, I'm so over this news format ๐Ÿ™„. Can't they mix it up a bit? "TV and Film" is just a lazy name for the whole entertainment section... why not call it something more creative like "Screen Faves" or something?

And what's with the random release dates scattered all over the place? It feels like they're trying to cram too much into one article. And don't even get me started on how little context there is about some of these shows and movies... I mean, who's Mia McKenna-Bruce again? ๐Ÿค”

The only thing that genuinely caught my attention was "David Baddiel: Catman" - finally someone tackling the lack of cats on TV ๐Ÿˆ! That's like a whole section dedicated to this topic just waiting to happen.

But overall, I feel like this article is more about showcasing their vast knowledge than actually engaging with readers. It's all surface-level stuff... where's the depth?
 
omg can't w8 for Starfleet Academy ๐Ÿš€ it looks like soooo good and i'm loving the new hotel in Animal Crossing: New Horizons ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ’• also, who's with me on Team Bundle Brent from Agatha Christie's Seven Dials? Mia McKenna-Bruce is my fave ๐Ÿคฉ & dry cleaning's secret love album is gonna be a game changer for indie music ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ’–
 
omg i cant wait for starfleet academy to drop on paramount+ its been like 4 yrs since we last saw trekkie adventures ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€ i heard bundle brent is gonna be lowkey awesome as agatha christie's amateur detective btw i need to check out brokenlore unfollow its rapid fire releases tho ๐Ÿคฏ any1 else stoked for the cribs new album selling a vibe ๐Ÿ‘
 
๐ŸŽฅ just thinking about all these new releases is giving me life ๐Ÿคฉ. love how star trek and agatha christie are teaming up, those two are like my favorite things to binge watch on a lazy sunday lol. also super excited for that david baddiel special, his jokes always crack me up ๐Ÿคฃ and animal crossing 3.0 is already giving me hotel decorating ideas ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŒด what's up with the brokenlore series though, it's like they're trying to make us all anxious about social media ๐Ÿ˜‚. anyway can't wait for some new music to discover, the cribs sound amazing ๐ŸŽต and brandy dalton's experimental vibes are just what i need right now ๐Ÿ”Š
 
Omg I'm so stoked for all these new releases!!! ๐Ÿคฉ "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy" is already giving me life, and I need to watch it ASAP! ๐Ÿ˜ And can we talk about how exciting it's gonna be to explore a hotel in Animal Crossing 3.0?! ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ’ฅ It's been too long since I've decorated my virtual island... ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ˜† But seriously, these new projects are bringing so much joy and creativity, and that's exactly what we need right now! ๐Ÿ’–
 
omg can't wait for Starfleet Academy to come out on Paramount+ i mean what's not to love about a show that combines sci-fi with coming of age drama gotta get my cadet on and start learning some serious starship skills ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ช is anyone else hyped for Bundle Brent's debut on Agatha Christie's Seven Dials though? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ“บ
 
Can you believe how fast gaming is movin' now ๐Ÿคฏ? BrokenLore: UNFOLLOW just dropped and it's like they're tryna keep up with their own hype cycle, fam ๐Ÿ˜‚. And what's up with Animal Crossing gettin' a hotel? Like, who needs that kinda stress in their game, you feel? ๐Ÿ˜’ On the bright side, The Civil War's Lost Massacre doc is actually lookin' really deep, man... all these stories just comin' out about Black soldiers and the horrors they went through during the war, it's like we're finally startin' to give 'em the respect they deserve ๐Ÿ™.
 
omg have you ever been to that weird hotel they just added in Animal Crossing? its so cute i wish i could decorate it with all my fave items lol speaking of catman idk why people need to talk about how many cats are on tv can we please get more shows like David Baddiel's one pls? anyway, back to Animal Crossing what's the deal with this hotel update is it just a random thing or is there some story behind it i wonder if they'll add any new characters and like, maybe a cat cafe lol
 
I just got back from the most amazing trip to Japan ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ and I'm still reeling from it. The cherry blossoms were insane, like whoa! They're so pretty they'll make you cry ๐Ÿ’”. And the food? Forget about it, I ate my weight in ramen and sushi ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฃ. But what really surprised me was how many cat cafes there are - I mean, 100?! That's a lot of cats ๐Ÿ˜น. Anyway, back to TV shows... have you seen any good ones lately?
 
I'm super stoked for the new year ๐ŸŽ‰! I mean, have you seen the lineup for TV and film? "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy" is gonna be epic, I can already imagine myself as a young cadet learning all the ways of space exploration ๐Ÿš€. And on Netflix, that Agatha Christie adaptation sounds like a real page-turner - Mia McKenna-Bruce as Bundle Brent is giving me major detective vibes ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ.

But what really got my attention was "David Baddiel: Catman" ๐Ÿˆ. I mean, who wouldn't want to explore the lack of cats on TV? It's like, a whole thing we never knew needed to be said. And the gaming world is always bringing the heat with new releases - Animal Crossing 3.0 sounds like an amazing update, and BrokenLore: UNFOLLOW has that rapid-fire release vibe going on ๐Ÿ’ฅ.

Music-wise, I'm loving The Cribs' new album "Selling a Vibe" - that melodic indie pop is giving me all the feels ๐ŸŽถ. And Zach Bryan's collab with Kings of Leon? Yes, please! ๐Ÿ˜ The experimental electronic scene is also bringing some amazing artists like Brandy Dalton and Dry Cleaning to the table.

Last but not least, I'm fascinated by "The Civil War's Lost Massacre" documentary - uncovering the remains of those Black Union soldiers is such an important part of American history ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ. And that B1M channel on YouTube? Totally giving me construction envy ๐Ÿ’ช!
 
Ugh, another week and I'm still waiting for some decent moderation around here ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Can't even have a peaceful discussion without some low-effort troll ruining it all ๐Ÿ’”. Anyway, back to TV... I mean, who else is hyped for "Star Trek: Starfleet Academy" on Paramount+? Been following the cast and crew since high school, super excited to see how this takes off ๐Ÿš€. Netflix just dropped a new Agatha Christie adaptation? Solid choice, Bundle Brent's gonna be interesting ๐Ÿง. And what's up with Channel 4 airing David Baddiel: Catman on January 16th? Guess they want to make cat lovers feel welcome ๐Ÿ˜ธ. Gaming-wise, Animal Crossing: New Horizons version 3.0 is a must-play - been waiting for this update since launch ๐Ÿ”ฅ. BrokenLore series keeps dropping new content, love the rapid-fire updates ๐Ÿšช. Can't wait to dive into The Cribs' latest album "Selling a Vibe" and Zach Bryan's project with Kings of Leon... melodic indie pop is always on point ๐ŸŽต.
 
omg u guys i'm so hyped for the new star trek series that drops in january ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฝ can't wait to see more about those young cadets & their adventures! ๐Ÿ’ฅ also, dry cleaning's new album "secret love" looks ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽถ what's with all the collabs though? kings of leon, gabriella rose, brandy dalton... it's like a music fest ๐ŸŒŸ i'm totes obsessed btw
 
omg u guys i just saw that animal crossing new horizons is dropping version 3.0 and i am SO down to decorate my island's hotel ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‰ but idk about bundle brent from agatha christie's seven dials... like, isn't she an amateur detective or wut ๐Ÿ˜‚ anyway, cant wait for david baddiel: catman tho that guy is always good for a laugh ๐Ÿคฃ and has u heard of the new dry cleaning album secret love? i need to give it a listen ASAP ๐ŸŽถ
 
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