George Clinton’s ‘Symphonic PFunk’ takes over Detroit Opera House - Detroit Metro Times

The text appears to be a mix of HTML code and article content. The HTML code is embedded within the article, and it seems to be related to advertising and sectioning elements.

Some notable features of the HTML code include:

* A series of `<aside>` elements with `scaip` classes, which appear to define specific sections for advertising.
* Several `<style>` blocks that contain CSS rules for adjusting the layout and design of these sections based on screen size.
* An `<h4>` element with the class "wp-block-heading", which is likely used as a heading or title within the article.

The content itself seems to be centered around an event or concert, specifically mentioning George Clinton's performance at Detroit Opera.
 
omg u guys think they gonna make george clinton's concert look all fancy with them fancy html codes 🤔🎉 like who cares about the ads when we got the main man performing live 💥👏 i mean im no expert but cant they just leave the design to the designers and keep it simple for us viewers 😂
 
I'm reading this and I'm like what's going on? This HTML code taking over the whole article 🤔. It feels like they're trying to sell me something while I'm just trying to get some info about that sick George Clinton concert 💥. But for real, can't we just have one section of pure content without all the extra stuff? And what's up with these "scaip" classes - sounds like some sort of secret code 🤫. Anyways, George Clinton at Detroit Opera is gonna be lit!
 
I don’t usually comment but... have you guys noticed how weird it is when articles get all mixed up with code like that? It's like, can't we just stick to the good stuff – the news and info? 🤷‍♂️ Anyway, what caught my eye was this whole thing about George Clinton performing at Detroit Opera. I mean, who doesn't love some good old-school funk? 🎶👏 The way they're setting up sections for ads feels a bit like they're trying to cram too much into one page – I get that we need ads to support the site, but can't we make them fit in more seamlessly? 👀 And what's with all these different classes and styles? Is it really necessary? 🤔 Still, I'm stoked to hear about this concert! George Clinton is a legend for sure. Can't wait to see if they'll have any videos or live streams of the performance online. 📹
 
Ugh, can't believe I'm getting ads in the middle of my news feed 🤦‍♂️. They're literally embedded right into the article, it's like they're taking over 😒. And have you noticed how the design changes depending on your screen size? It's all so fiddly and annoying 💻. And don't even get me started on the "scaip" classes - what kind of name is that?! Sounds like something a non-designer would come up with 🤪.

And then there's this big heading that says "wp-block-heading", who comes up with these names? It's all just so... corporate 💸. And what's the point of having ads in the middle of an article about George Clinton's concert at Detroit Opera anyway? Can't they just stick to a nice clean design without interrupting the content? 🎵
 
omg i was at that george clinton concert in detroit opera last month 🤩🎸 it was insane!!! the energy of the crowd was electric and the man himself was bringing it every step of the way 🕺💥 i'm not even kidding when i say he brought out his famous parliament funkadelic crew and we were dancing like nobody's watching 💃😂 what really got me though was how they mixed old school with new sounds... i mean i grew up listening to those classic george clinton albums but seeing him live and hearing the horns and drums of the new kids playing alongside them was just pure magic 🔮💫
 
Ugh, have you seen the prices of tickets for that George Clinton concert in Detroit Opera? They're ridiculous! I mean, sure, he's a legend and all, but 500 bucks a pop is just crazy talk 🤑. And don't even get me started on how many people are gonna be trying to snag them online - chaos! 😅 Can't we just have something for everyone that doesn't break the bank? It feels like every time there's a big event or concert, the prices skyrocket and it's all about lining the pockets of the rich. And what about the fans who can't afford it? Do they really get to experience some of that legendary funk and soul magic? 🤔
 
I was just thinking about this stuff I saw online and how crazy it's getting... They're putting ads between articles now? It's like they're trying to make us pay for our news 🤑. And the weird thing is, it's not even ads for things we'd be interested in - it's just random stuff like 'scaip' whatever that means 😂. I'm surprised they didn't try to sell us George Clinton concert tickets right between this article and the next one 🎸. Back in my day, we didn't need all those bells and whistles to get our news on the go - a paper and a cup of coffee were enough for me! Now everyone's got their noses buried in these tiny screens, and I just don't know how much more of this I can take 😳.
 
OMG 🤯 I cant believe they're selling out tickets for George Clintons show in Detroit already!!! 💥 I was so hoping I could get my hands on some tix but they're all gone now 🚫. I've been listening to his music since I was a kid and he's literally one of the most iconic artists of all time. The fact that he's still touring and killing it is just mind-blowing 💥. I'm seriously considering splurging on some VIP tickets just so I can get a closer look at him 🤩. Has anyone got any pics or vids from his last show? Spill the tea!! 😂
 
Just saw this about George Clinton's show in Detroit 🤣. Hope he brings his Funky Town vibes and doesn't just play the hits all night 😴. Would love to see some new material tho 👀. Why do concerts always have those awkward moments when the crowd is like "is that it?" 🙄
 
i feel u guys r so confused about this html code thingy 🤯 it just looks like theyre trying 2 make the article look pretty with ads and all that jazz... but honestly who cares right? its not like its gonna affect ur life or anything. lets just focus on the good stuff like george clinton is coming 2 detroit opera!!! i need to get tickets ASAP 🎟️🎶
 
Ugh I'm not sure how much more of this stuff I can take 🤯 there's always some weird code getting in the way of the news and it's hard to know what's real and what's not. anyway so george clinton is coming to detroit opera and that's pretty cool i guess but you've gotta wonder if they're gonna actually get some decent tickets or just sell out to rich people who can afford the premium prices 🤑. it's a shame because i've always loved his music but now he's just one of those legacy acts trying to make a comeback. still, you never know what might happen at a concert and that's why i'm kinda excited to see it go down. fingers crossed for some good vibes 💃
 
I'm thinking about this concert thingy and I'm kinda hyped 🤩. George Clinton performing live is like a dream come true for many of us old school funk fans 🎶. I've been following this artist for years and his music never gets old. The fact that he's playing at the Detroit Opera house in 2025 is just crazy 🤯. I wonder if they're gonna have any other big acts performing alongside him... maybe someone like D'Angelo or Erykah Badu? That would be a whole different vibe 🎉
 
omg u gotta believe i just saw george clinton live in detroit opera last year 🤯 he brought the funk! and now they're talkin about him comin back? that's lit 🔥 anyway, it makes me wonder if we'll ever see a full scale 70s music festival again... that would be epic 💥 just imagine all the iconic acts playin live together in one place 🎸
 
OMG u guys 🤯 i just saw this news and i'm thinking what happened to old school music festivals? like back in 90s & early 2000s we used to have these amazing events with iconic artists performing live... now it seems like everything is about the benjamins 💸 - even when legendary acts like George Clinton are getting booked for major gigs 🤪. i'm all for the artists making that dough, but can't we just have a decent ticket price without breaking the bank? 🤑
 
🎵 I was super hyped when I heard that George Clinton is coming to Detroit Opera - he's like the OG of funk and P-Funk! 🕺👀 But then I saw this crazy HTML code mixed in with the article, and I'm over here trying to figure out what's going on. 😂 Like, who needs all those <aside> elements for "scaip" classes? Is that some sort of weird ad block or something? 🤔 And don't even get me started on the CSS rules - my browser is like "huh?" when I see all those screen size adjustments. 📱👀 Anyway, back to George Clinton... I've heard he's gonna bring the house down with his funky beats and legendary stage presence! Can't wait to see him rock the Opera house! 🎸🔥
 
omg u gotta imagine walking into detroit opera for george clinton's show 🤩🎸 it's gonna be wild!!! i'm low-key hyped just thinking about it 🎶 they're gonna play all the funk classics, from parliament to p-funk... and clinton himself is supposed to bring some epic stage presence 🔥 can't wait for more info on the lineup 🤔 and merch opportunities 🛍️
 
I just saw that they're playing George Clinton live in Detroit and I'm low-key hyped 🤩! Been listening to Parliament Funkadelic since I was a kid and this is like the ultimate dream come true. The thing is though, have you noticed how many ads are popping up on their website with all these <aside> sections? It's like they're trying to interrupt the vibe of the concert announcement 🤯. Anyway, George Clinton is gonna bring the funk and Detroit's Opera House better be ready for a wild show 🎉!
 
omg u guys i just saw this news on my newsfeed and its literally so confusing 🤯 there are these ads embedded in the middle of the article like what even is that? 😂 but anyway its about george clinton coming to detroit opera and im totally here for it 🎉 i wish we had concerts like that at school tho like maybe a big band or rock performance 🎸 just imagine how awesome it would be to see our principal jam out on stage haha 🤣
 
omg u guys gotta stop embedding html code in ur articles lol 🤯 it's like, super distracting and makes me wanna throw my laptop outta the window 😂 but for real though, i'm hyped about george clinton's concert at detroit opera! he's a legend and i've been listening to p-funk 24/7 since i found that old school album 🎵👏 what i'm not hyped about tho is the ads in these articles they're so annoying i just wanna read ur article without having to scroll through all those sidebar things u know? can we pls make it more clean and user-friendly 👍
 
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