Minute Maid is discontinuing its frozen juices. For this writer, there's no love lost

omg I feel u! 🤣 i had the same experience with Minute Maid frozen orange juice as a kid... it was like, the worst thing ever 😝 my mom would make these gross concoctions and we'd all be stuck drinking it like our lives depended on it lol. but you know what's even worse? The memories associated with it 🤯 it's like our brains are wired to hate frozen orange juice forever just because of those awful childhood experiences 😂 glad they're discontinuing it tho, can't believe I won't have to relive those trauma-filled mornings again 🙏
 
🙅‍♂️ I totally get why Minute Maid's frozen orange juice being gone might be sad for some people, but for me it's like a weight lifted off my shoulders 🤗 I had some pretty gross experiences with that stuff growing up (hello vomit-infused OJ 😷), so I'm not gonna miss it at all. The memories of trying to make it in the morning or having it ruin our road trip breakfast are super uncomfortable, so yeah, bye frozen orange juice! 😊
 
.. the nostalgia for Minute Maid's frozen orange juice is real 🤔... but can we really say it was just about the taste? Wasn't it also about the memories we made, both good and bad? Like, who needs that kind of emotional baggage in a drink? 😂... but seriously, it makes you think about how our perceptions of something can be tainted by experiences, even if they're not entirely relevant to the product itself. And I'm just wondering, is this really the end for frozen orange juice? Will we see a resurgence of retro drinks or will some new innovation come along and change everything? 🤷‍♂️...
 
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