Primitive War review – it's Green Berets vs dinosaurs in cheerfully cheesy Vietnam war gorefest

A delightfully bizarre Vietnam War film has hit theaters, pitting American soldiers against an unholy alliance of man and beast: dinosaurs. The 2025 adaptation of Ethan Pettus's novel 'Primitive War' is unapologetically loud and crass, reveling in its own irreverence as it thrusts viewers into a jungle war zone where the Green Berets are not just fighting for their country but also for their lives.

When one squad of US soldiers goes missing during a chaotic battle, Colonel Jericho assigns an elite task force to find out what happened. Led by Sgt Ryan Baker, a gruff and inexperienced leader, this motley crew must confront an unexpected enemy that threatens to upend the very fabric of modern warfare: an army of dinosaurs awakened by some sinister scientific experiment.

While the film's setting is ostensibly 1960s Vietnam, with its anti-war sentiment and social upheaval, it's clear that the filmmakers have other priorities. The action is non-stop, with a focus on explosive set pieces and cheesy one-liners that evoke the worst excesses of low-budget camp cinema. It's a strange, almost endearing, approach to storytelling.

The real star of the show, however, are the dinosaurs – gruesome and grotesque, yet strangely mesmerizing in their full-body motion capture sequences. Their presence injects a sense of unpredictability into the film, reminding us that even in the midst of war, the most basic rules no longer apply.

But beneath its surface-level excitement lies a surprisingly well-crafted narrative, with some genuinely tense moments that never quite let up on the adrenaline rush. Unfortunately, it's undermined by poor production values and over-reliance on grating music cues that can't save this chaotic mess from itself.

'Primitive War' is an audacious misfire – equal parts mesmerizing trainwreck and campy entertainment – a cinematic exercise in excess that will delight fans of B-movies and disaster films but leave more discerning viewers scratching their heads.
 
OMG u guys, just saw the craziest movie 2day 🤯🎥 'Primitive War' is literally the most wild thing i've seen on screen its like a combination of action movie & dinosaur apocalypse...like what even is that?! 😂 the special effects are SO on point tho especially those dino scenes they're like WHOA 🦖 the problem is, it's all a bit too much for my taste, the music is super cheesy and the plot is kinda predictable but i dunno, its still so entertainingly bad lol 🤪 would def watch again tho just 2 see how crazy it gets
 
I just watched the weirdest movie ever, 'Primitive War' 🤯! It's like something out of a dream... or nightmares 😱. These US soldiers are fighting dinosaurs in Vietnam?! I mean, what's next? Dinosaurs on Mars? 🚀 It's insane! The special effects are crazy, especially with those full-body motion capture sequences 🦖. The action is non-stop, it's like a rollercoaster ride of explosions and chaos 🎠. But, honestly, sometimes I felt like I was watching a bad B-movie from the 80s 😅. The music cues were just cringeworthy 🎵. Can someone please explain how this got made? Is this some sort of joke? 🤔 I mean, I kinda loved it at the same time, it's so over-the-top and ridiculous 😂. But also, what the heck...?! 🤷‍♂️
 
I just saw this film and I'm still trying to process it all... 😂👀 Like, I get what the filmmakers were going for - a crazy, over-the-top take on war movies - but sometimes less is more, right? 🤔 I mean, don't get me wrong, those dinosaurs are some wild stuff 🦖🎥. But at the same time, I felt like the story got lost in all the chaos and explosions... it's like they were trying to say something about war and its unpredictability, but ended up just saying "LOOK! Dinosaurs!" 😂

Anyway, what really struck me was how this film made me think about our own world - we're still dealing with wars and conflicts that threaten the fabric of society, and yet we've got all these new technologies and threats that can pop up at any moment... it's a bit of a wild card situation, just like in the movie 🤯. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but to me, 'Primitive War' is like a cautionary tale about not taking anything for granted - even in the midst of all the craziness and uncertainty, we've got to stay vigilant and adaptable.

So yeah, I'd say this film is more of a trainwreck than a masterclass, but hey, at least it's entertaining in its own weird way 😊.
 
"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." 🙃 The film's chaotic approach to storytelling might not be for everyone, but its unpredictability can still make for an entertaining ride! 💥
 
omg I just saw this film 🤯 and I'm still reeling from the experience! I mean, who wouldn't want to see dinosaurs taking down US soldiers in a Vietnam War setting? 🦖🇺🇸 it's like something out of a crazy dream or a campy B-movie. And you know what? I kinda loved it? 😂 The action scenes are insane and the dinosaurs are just so... unsettlingly real 🤯. But at the same time, I was also kind of frustrated by how over-the-top everything is - I mean, can't they just tone it down a notch or two? 😩 still, if you're in for a wild ride with some seriously cheesy fun, then 'Primitive War' might be right up your alley 🎥.
 
I'm low-key obsessed with this dinosaur-filled Vietnam war film, lol 🤯! It's like the filmmakers took every bad '60s action flick, threw it into a blender, and hit puree 🔥. The result is this gloriously over-the-top mess that's equal parts cringeworthy and awesome 😂. I mean, who wouldn't want to watch soldiers fight dinosaurs in the jungle? 🦖 It's like something straight out of a crazy fever dream. The special effects are wild, too – those motion capture sequences are insane! 💥 But, yeah, it's not exactly high art, and some parts feel like they were ripped straight from a bad '80s B-movie 🤪. Still, I'd totally watch this again if only for the sheer ridiculousness of it all 😆
 
I just saw the trailer for this 'Primitive War' movie and I gotta say, it's like they took all the crazy ideas from my favorite bad movies from back in the day (🎥😂) and mashed 'em together into one wild ride. Dinosaurs in Vietnam? It sounds like something out of a bad sci-fi novel or a rejected script for a cheesy 80s film ( 🤪). But at the same time, I'm kinda curious to see how they pulled it off - those motion capture dinosaurs look insane (🦖😲)! The problem is, from what I've seen, it's like they took all the energy and excitement and just... amplified it until it becomes a bit too much (💥). Still, if you're into that sorta thing, go for it! It's like my old mate always says: "If it's loud, it's worth watching!" 🎵👍
 
omg I just saw this movie and it's literally the most insane thing I've ever seen 🤯 dinosaurs in vietnam? like what even is that?! its so over the top with all these cheesy one-liners and explosions everywhere, but like at the same time its kinda working?? the dinosaurs are so cool though! 😲 i mean who doesn't love a good T-Rex vs green beret fight scene? 🤣 but for real tho, I feel like the movie could've been actually good if they didn't rely on all these low budget tropes. still gonna see it again though because why not?!
 
omg u guys gotta check out this new vietnam war movie its like normal war but with dinosaurs 🦖🔫! i mean its loud and crass but kinda charming? the dinosaurs are so cool theyre like the real enemies not the americans lol also the action scenes are INSANE non-stop explosions everywhere 🎥👀 i guess its a bit cheesy but who cares its fun? just dont expect too much depth or quality production values idk
 
🤯🦖 The film's concept is so wild it might just work... 🤔 I'd imagine the story unfolding like this:
```
+-----------------------+
| US Army |
| Task Force: Sgt Ryan |
| Baker, Colonel Jericho|
+-----------------------+
|
|
+-----------------------+ +-----------------------+
| Dino Invasion | | Chaos in Jungle |
| (man & beast alliance) | | Warfare (explosions) |
+-----------------------+ +-----------------------+
|
|
+-----------------------+ +-----------------------+
| Cheesy One-liners| | Mind-blowing Action |
| (cheesy, cheesy everywhere) | | with dinosaurs! 🦖|
+-----------------------+ +-----------------------+
```
But then there's the issue of production values... 😒 maybe just a bit too much CGI? The music cues can be super annoying too. Still, I'd give it some points for originality and entertainment value – who doesn't love dinosaurs in Vietnam? 🤪
 
I just saw this movie and it's like, woah! The dinosaurs are insane 🦖🔥 I mean, I've seen some crazy things in my life, but an army of dinosaurs fighting Americans? That's a new one 😂. But for real, the special effects are next level, especially when those guys are running from the T-Rexes 🏃‍♂️. The action scenes are non-stop and it's like you're right there in the jungle with them, but at the same time, it feels super cheesy 😅.

I'm not gonna lie, I was skeptical at first, but once they got to the part where the dinosaurs start showing up, I was hooked 🔥. The way they move is so realistic, it's like you're watching a real-life battle 🤯. But, on the other hand, some parts of the movie feel super rushed and the editing could be better, if you know what I mean 😊.

I'd say it's like a trainwreck that you can't look away from - it's so bad, it's good 😂. If you're into B-movies or just want something to watch with your friends on a lazy Sunday, this might be the movie for you 🎥. Just don't expect too much in terms of production quality, 'kay? 👍
 
omg i just saw this movie 🎥🔥 it's SOOO loud and crazy like i love it!!! they did such an amazing job with the dinosaurs, lol i was literally on the edge of my seat when that one triceratops charged at the soldiers 😂😂. but yaaas the action scenes are EVERYTHING!!! i loved how gritty and realistic the film felt too, despite being kinda campy 🤣. i'm def gonna rewatch it again just for the dinosaurs 🦖👍
 
idk what's more confusing - the plot twist with the dinosaurs or how they managed to sneak in 3000s level CGI into this movie 🤯 it's like they took every terrible sci-fi movie from the past decade, threw them in a blender and hit puree... and somehow still managed to make it kinda work? 😂 the dinosaur scenes are def the most entertaining part, but at the same time, i'm over here thinking "wait, how did these things get to vietnam?" 🤔
 
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