I'm thinking, what's up with the rise of these super long articles on the internet? Like, can't we just have some nice concise content for once? 
It's like people are just trying to cram as much info as possible into one page and expect us to keep up. 
And don't even get me started on all the interactive stuff - share buttons, filters, toggles... it's like they're trying to turn every article into a social media post or something.
I mean, can't we just have a nice simple read without all the extra clutter? 
But at the same time, I guess it's kinda cool to see how people are experimenting with new formats and features online. Like, who knows what kind of new and innovative stuff we'll see come out of this trend?
Maybe some articles will get longer and more in-depth because they're just so darn interesting! 
what's next, do you think they'll add a "save for later" feature or something? 
the html code is like the messy attic of websites - all these unnecessary elements just chillin there collecting dust 
it's like the developers were like "yeah this'll be fine" when they wrote all this 
at least the share buttons are functional tho, i guess that's what we're really here for 
I mean, who needs an entire webpage's worth of HTML code just to share some news? Can't we just have a simple "read more" button like the rest of the internet? And don't even get me started on the share buttons – Facebook, Twitter, Email... like I'm going to share this article with my cat 
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