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**WIRED Roundup: DOGE Isn’t Dead, Facebook Dating Is Real,amd Amazon’s AI Ambitions**

In this episode of <em>Uncanny Valley</em>, we bring you the news of the week, then dive into how some DOGE operatives are still at work in the federal government—despite reports claiming otherwise.

**Horses**, the Most Controversial Game of the Year, Doesn’t Live Up to the Hype

First it was banned. Then its sales blew up. But <em>Horses</em> fails to meet the lofty goals of its own ideas.

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🤔 So I just played this super hyped game Horses and honestly it was a letdown. They got so much buzz but the gameplay was pretty basic and the story was just okay. I mean, I've seen better written fanfiction 📚. The whole experience felt like they were just milking the hype train for all it was worth without actually putting in the effort to create something truly special.

Meanwhile, I'm over here wondering if DOGE is really dead or not... it's been pretty quiet on that front lately 🐕. And don't even get me started on Facebook's new dating feature - who thought that was a good idea? 😂 Still, you can't deny the power of AI and Amazon's ambitions are definitely something to watch out for. That stuff is like science fiction come to life 🔮!
 
So i was thinking, do we really need a game like horses to prove that games can be controversial? i mean, we've seen some wild stuff in gaming lately, from no mans sky to cyberpunk 2077. but honestly, the hype around horses just seemed too much for me. and now it's been out for a bit and people are just kinda...meh? 🤷‍♂️

i think what bothers me is that we're always looking for the next big thing in gaming, but sometimes we forget to appreciate the games we already have. like, do we really need another game to make us question the ethics of gaming development? 🤔
 
I saw that DOGE is still kicking around 🐕. All these reports saying it's dead just made me chuckle. I mean, come on, a dog that can't die? It's like the internet's version of a phoenix rise from the ashes every time it thinks it's been put out. And what's up with Facebook trying to be matchmaker, dating or whatever? It's just not their thing 😂.
 
idk why people still hyped about doge, its just a meme 🤣 and its use in gov is just weird. like, what's next? crypto for voting systems? 🤑 and omg, horses game was so overhyped 🙄 i mean, i tried it and it was literally just...fine. not bad, not good. just meh 😐 anyway, amazon's ai ambitions are super interesting tho, esp with their plans to use it in healthcare 🤖 and facebook dating is just...why? 🤷‍♀️ do we really need another way to swipe left on love? 💔
 
Ugh, another week of mediocre gaming coverage 🤯. I mean, come on, Wired, can't you do better than just rehashing what everyone else is saying? Horses was hyped up to the point where it was almost impossible not to get excited about it... and then it just fell flat 🐴. I'm still waiting for someone to really dive into the mechanics of the game and figure out why it didn't live up to its potential.

And don't even get me started on the coupons section 😩. 10% off Squarespace? Really? That's not even a good discount, especially when you consider they have better deals during their actual promotions. And what's with the promo codes being limited to new customers? Like, aren't we all just supposed to be excited about the idea of trying out a new service or product or something?

I swear, sometimes I wonder how Wired manages to stay in business 🤔.
 
omg, so I'm reading this article about DOGE and how some people are still working on it in the gov 🤯. I mean, if they're really not doing it, why is it still showing up in the news? It's like, we need to get our facts straight before making claims. Anyway, moving on... have you guys played Horses yet? I was expecting so much more from the hype but it was just meh 😐. I guess some games can't live up to the promise, huh?
 
Wow 😱, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole DOGE thing. It's crazy how some people are still working behind the scenes with it 🤯. And I don't even want to get into Horses... like what was going through the devs' minds when they created that game 🤷‍♂️. Anyway, I'm more excited about Facebook Dating... who wouldn't want to try online dating 💘? Amazon's AI ambitions are also pretty cool, but we'll see how that all plays out 👀
 
🙄 so i guess the whole "doge" debacle is still going on. like, what even is the point of trying to ban it if some people are just gonna use it anyway? 🤷‍♂️ and now there's this whole thing about it being used in the federal government... idk, can we just focus on making money on the stock market instead of fighting over memes? 😴 also, i saw an ad for squarespace with a 10% off promo code... how do people even find that stuff? 🤦‍♂️
 
just saw the latest news about DOGE and I gotta say, those government reps trying to hide their crypto ties are straight up desperate lol 😂🤑 it's like they think we're all stupid or something, but honestly, who hasn't heard of a few shady deals going down in DC? 🤫 on a more serious note though, have you seen the gameplay vids for Horses? it looks so underwhelming, I mean i was hyped at first but after watching some gameplay vids, it just feels like another bland open world game 🤷‍♂️
 
omg i cant believe horses got all the hype and didnt deliver 🤦‍♀️ like who thought they could pull that off? and lol dont even get me started on facebook dating, thats actually kinda cool 🤗 but anyway, i'm still confused about doge operatives in the federal gov... how is that even possible? 🤔 seems like a whole lot of drama to me 💁‍♀️
 
idk why ppl still r sayin DOGE is dead lol. it just got sold to a new investor or watever, but its value prob just dropped bc of that. like i get why ppl would wanna hold onto it but it's not like it's gonna come back and be more valuable than it was before 🤑
 
ugh, who cares about doge? it's all hype and i'm so over the obsession 🙄. facebook dating is weird though... like, why not just use the normal dating app or something? and amazon's ai ambitions are scary lol what's next? robots taking our jobs and making all the coffee for us ☕️
 
man i just heard about DOGE being still alive 🤣 and amazon's AI ambitions are getting some major attention 🤖. but you know what's even more interesting? the fact that horses, the game of the year, is basically a letdown 😐. it was all hype from the get go and now its sales are like "meh". i mean, where's the depth? the complexity? it feels like just another shallow gaming experience 🤷‍♂️. what's up with that?!
 
OMG u guys I am still reeling from the latest news about DOGE!! 🤯 I know some ppl say it's dead but I think there r stil some die hard fans out there like me who refuse to give up on this crypto 💸🔥 I mean who knows what the future holds right? And btw have u heard about Facebook Dating?? 📱💘 It sounds soooo cool! i wanna try it ASAP! 👍 and omg can't believe Amazon's AI ambitions are taking off!!! 🤖💻 they r gonna change the world for sure! 💥
 
idk why ppl still hyped about DOGE, like its not dead lol 🤑 i remember when it was all the rage, but now its just a niche thing. and what's with this "it's real" Facebook dating thing? 😂 sounds like some marketing ploy to me. on a more serious note tho, i think Amazon's AI ambitions are legit 🤖 we need more innovative tech like that to stay ahead of the game. but for now, let's just enjoy some discounted Squarespace and Dell deals 👍
 
omg i cant believe horses got cancelled lol 😂 like what was the point of even making it? and amazon's ai ambitions are straight fire 🔥 but dont think they can actually beat google and microsoft in the ai game 🤔
 
I'm telling ya, the gaming world is so unpredictable. I mean, just last year they were all excited about DOGE and now it's like... not a big deal anymore 🤔. I get it, some games don't live up to expectations, but still, it's sad to see all that hype fade away.

And have you tried those new dating features on Facebook? It's actually kinda cool 😊. I mean, who doesn't want to swipe through potential matches and see what happens?

But what really caught my attention is Amazon's AI ambitions. I'm not sure if I'm for it or against it, but I do know one thing - we're living in a time where technology is moving at an incredible pace and we gotta keep up ⏩.
 
just heard about DOGE operatives still doin their thang 🤫💸 in gov. cant say im surprised tbh, crypto's always been a wild card 🌪️🤑. also, saw that Horses game got panned by critics 🚮😔. i mean, i was hyped for it too but now idk wut to make of it 🤷‍♂️. guess thats why they say dont judge a book by its cover 📚👀
 
🤯 I'm still trying to wrap my head around this, but it seems like DOGE (Dogecoin) isn't as dead as everyone thought it was 💸. There are still people working behind the scenes who aren't giving up on it 🙅‍♂️. That's actually kinda admirable? Maybe we should give it a chance to prove itself instead of dismissing it out of hand 🔥.
 
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