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I'm telling you something is off here... It seems like they're trying to distract us from the real issue - our health and fitness goals being exploited by these companies. I mean, think about it, when was the last time we saw a "best workout apps" list without any ads for electronics? 🤔 It's all just a clever marketing ploy, if you ask me. They're using their fitness apps to sell us stuff we don't need! And have you noticed how all these companies are offering promo codes and coupons? It's like they're trying to create some kind of mind control over us, making us think we can only achieve our goals by buying more stuff... 💸 I'm not buying it (pun intended).
 
Ugh, can't believe how lame this article is 🤦‍♂️. They're basically just a list of random products with some promo codes thrown in there. I mean, what's next? An article about the best ways to organize your sock drawer? 💸

And Squarespace? Are you kidding me? That's not a fitness app, that's a website builder 🤯. And LG, Dell, Samsung, and Canon? They're just trying to push their own products on us. It's like they're saying "hey, we know you want to get fit, so maybe buy one of our other things instead" 📦.

If I'm looking for fitness advice or workout apps, I don't need some random list from an article about products. Can't they just stick to the facts and leave out all the advertising nonsense? 🙄
 
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