The least frightening films ever – ranked!

The article lists 10 films that are not scary and suitable for all ages. Here they are in order:

1. **Perfect Days** (2023) - a film about a man silently cleaning toilets, with breathtaking public toilets as the backdrop.
2. **Paterson** (2016) - an indie comedy-drama about a bus driver who writes poetry every day.
3. **The Straight Story** (1999) - a drama about an elderly man driving a lawnmower across America to visit his dying brother.
4. **Kikis Delivery Service** (1989) - a fantasy adventure about a young witch running her own delivery service.
5. **Singin' in the Rain** (1952) - a classic musical comedy starring Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds.
6. **Marcel the Shell With Shoes On** (2021) - a stop-motion animated film about a shell who narrates his life story.
7. **A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon** (2019) - an animated adventure about Shaun the sheep saving the world from an alien invasion.
8. **Kiki's Delivery Service** was originally ranked #2, but it has since been replaced by Perfect Days.
9. **Perfect Days** was originally ranked #1, but it has since been surpassed by Marcel the Shell With Shoes On (2021).
10. **The Straight Story**, **Paterson**, and **Singin' in the Rain** were all previously ranked as safer films, but they have since fallen out of the top 10.
 
I'm not sure what's going on with these film rankings 🤔... I mean, I get it, some people might find 'toilet cleaning' a bit too intense for kids 😂, but I think Perfect Days is actually a really sweet film. My grandkid loved watching that one with me last summer ☀️. I'm also surprised to see Singin' in the Rain slipping out of the top 10 🎬... that's just a classic, right? Shouldn't it be at least #5? 😊
 
I'm obsessed with **Marcel the Shell With Shoes On** 🤣 it's like the most relatable film ever, who hasn't felt like they're just trying to figure stuff out and be themselves? 😂 and wow, a shell with shoes on is like the ultimate underdog story! 💪
 
Ugh, what's goin on with these movies? I mean, don't get me wrong, all of 'em are great and all, but "Perfect Days" is about a guy cleanin' toilets? That's just... ugh. Back in my day, we had real movies, like "The Shawshank Redemption" or "The Matrix". These days it's all about weird stuff like that. And don't even get me started on the ranking changes 🤯. I mean, I remember when these were considered "safe" films for kids... now they're up there with all the other weird stuff. Kikis Delivery Service was always my fave, but now it's like, who cares about a young witch runnin' her own delivery service? Give me a good ol' fashioned Disney movie any day 🎬😊
 
I'm not buying it 😒. Who decides what's "not scary" anyway? Is this a legit list or just some random films picked by someone who's never seen a real horror movie? And why is Perfect Days about toilets considered more suitable for all ages than Marcel the Shell With Shoes On, which has actual emotional depth and isn't even remotely frightening? The fact that Kiki's Delivery Service got swapped out with this toilet film raises so many questions 🤔. Where's the criteria here? What made these films "scary" enough to be bumped from the list in the first place? Sources, anyone? 😁
 
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