I mean, can you believe it? Oil drilling off Cali and Fla coasts? It's like, we're trying to drill our way to a greener future or something

. But seriously, it's just crazy. I've been to some beautiful beaches in my time, but if they start getting oil spills all over the place, I'll be like, "You know what, I'm good"

. And can we talk about Florida's beaches? They're already perfect, no need to mess with that

. Plus, have you seen the sizes of those oil rigs? It's like, "Hey, let's build a giant metal monster off our coast and hope for the best"

. Not exactly the most reassuring thought, if you ask me

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