OMG, can you believe this guy?
Like, he's trying to use the military to calm down protests... sounds like a bad video game boss!
I mean, what's next? Deploying tanks to a Starbucks protest? "I'm not a morning person"... but apparently, that's exactly what Trump is
. And 2,500 arrests since November? That's like, what, half the population of Minneapolis?
How does one operation cause so much drama? It's like a soap opera, but with more tear gas
. I just hope the governor and mayor aren't getting too "brutal" about it... get it? Brutal? Like, police brutality... nevermind!