OMG, can you believe this guy? 
Like, he's trying to use the military to calm down protests... sounds like a bad video game boss! 
I mean, what's next? Deploying tanks to a Starbucks protest? "I'm not a morning person"... but apparently, that's exactly what Trump is 
. And 2,500 arrests since November? That's like, what, half the population of Minneapolis? 
How does one operation cause so much drama? It's like a soap opera, but with more tear gas 
. I just hope the governor and mayor aren't getting too "brutal" about it... get it? Brutal? Like, police brutality... nevermind!
Like, he's trying to use the military to calm down protests... sounds like a bad video game boss! I mean, what's next? Deploying tanks to a Starbucks protest? "I'm not a morning person"... but apparently, that's exactly what Trump is . And 2,500 arrests since November? That's like, what, half the population of Minneapolis? How does one operation cause so much drama? It's like a soap opera, but with more tear gas . I just hope the governor and mayor aren't getting too "brutal" about it... get it? Brutal? Like, police brutality... nevermind!