Trump’s cannabis rescheduling order was just smoke

"Smoke and Mirrors": Trump's Cannabis Rescheduling Order Falls Flat Amid Opposition

President Donald Trump's recent order to reschedule cannabis, a move that could potentially unlock more research opportunities and cut red tape for businesses and consumers, has turned out to be little more than a public relations stunt.

The Department of Justice was instructed to fast-track the process, but insiders now say that the outcome is far from certain. In fact, many are predicting a protracted and drawn-out battle over the fate of cannabis reform. The opposition within the administration and the conservative movement have already started gearing up for a fight against rescheduling.

The Controlled Substances Act, enacted by former President Richard Nixon, categorizes drugs into five schedules based on their potential for harm or addictiveness versus their medical use value. Schedule I substances are considered the most tightly controlled, with cannabis currently classified as such, alongside heroin and LSD.

Advocates of rescheduling argue that the current Schedule I classification is overly restrictive and hinders research and businesses in the industry. However, opponents like Attorney General Pam Bondi, a long-time opponent of cannabis reform, have vowed to drag the process out. The mechanisms within the administrative process allow for this delay, as noted by Paul Armentano, deputy director of NORML.

"I've been on the record for the last three years making it clear that this is designed to be a very long and drawn-out process," Armentano said. "History shows us that rescheduling petitions take multiple decades to resolve." The longest rescheduling petition on record took over 20 years to complete, from its initiation in 1972 until its resolution in 1994.

The current push for rescheduling dates back to 2022 when former President Joe Biden directed the Department of Health and Human Services to reexamine cannabis's scheduling status. However, despite Trump's recent order, the focus on rescheduling represents a double-edged sword for the industry.

Descheduling, or removing cannabis from Schedule I altogether, is seen by some as the more effective solution to regulatory barriers. Corey Coleman, co-founder of Sky High Brands and founder of the Iowa Hemp Coalition, highlights the arbitrary nature of cannabis regulation, which can benefit big business but hinder smaller operators.

"It's a step in the right direction," Coleman said. "But we still have a long way to go." As for Trump's order, it remains to be seen whether anything will actually change. A Justice Department official told Salon that they are working to identify the most expeditious means of executing the executive order, but many predict that rescheduling will take years – or even decades.

Ultimately, the outcome of this saga will depend on the actions of those within and outside the administration who are shaping the future of cannabis policy. For now, it's clear that the smoke has been blown, and the real work begins.
 
I mean, Trump's order seems like a publicity stunt to me 🤔. Like, what's the end game here? Is he actually trying to make cannabis more accessible or is this just another way for him to be a "tough on crime" president? 😒 Either way, it's gonna take a lot of work and political capital to get this done.

I don't think descheduling is the answer either. Like, wouldn't that just create more problems for small businesses and companies trying to make a living in an industry that's still heavily regulated? 🤷‍♀️

And can we talk about how long it takes for these things to actually happen? Like, 20 years is a looong time to get something like this done. It feels like they're just stringing us along while the opposition gears up for battle 💪.

I'm rooting for the cannabis industry, though. They need all the help they can get when it comes to getting their products on shelves and into people's hands 🛍️. Maybe Trump's order is actually a good thing in disguise? Only time will tell 😐.
 
🤔 So I think Trump's move is pretty weak sauce if you ask me. Like, he's all "Hey, I'm gonna reschedule this thing" but really what's behind the scenes is a bunch of people trying to slow it down. It's like they're playing a game of smoke and mirrors 🎩 - making it seem like progress is being made when in reality it's just more drama and delay.

And let's be real, the whole thing feels like a PR stunt. I mean, who actually believes that Trump's got some kind of hidden agenda here? It's all just a bunch of politicians trying to sound good on paper without actually doing anything substantial. The fact that people are already predicting a long and drawn-out battle over this stuff is just proof that it's not going anywhere fast ⏱️.

It's also kinda interesting how the opposition is already gearing up to fight against rescheduling. Like, Attorney General Pam Bondi is all "I'm gonna make sure this thing gets delayed" - and people are eating it up 🤦‍♂️. It's like they're just playing along with the game without actually doing anything to change the outcome.

And can we talk about how ridiculous it is that rescheduling petitions take multiple decades to resolve? Like, 20 years is a long time ⏰. What's the point of even having an executive order if it's just gonna get bogged down in red tape?

I guess what I'm saying is that Trump's move might be some kind of symbolic gesture or whatever, but at the end of the day it's not actually going to make a difference. The real work starts when people actually start taking action and making changes 💪.
 
this is so frustrating lol i mean trump just gave an order like he actually thinks its gonna get passed 🤦‍♂️ but honestly i think the conservatives are gonna push hard to keep it schedule 1 and it's gonna be a long battle for change. and let's be real, descheduling would be way better than rescheduling tbh 👎
 
OMG u guys I'm so frustrated with trump rn 😩 like he thinks he's doing us a solid by rescheduling cannabis but honestly idk if it's even gonna happen 🤷‍♀️ i mean don't get me wrong i love being able to buy CBD products and all but this whole thing feels like a PR stunt 4real 💁‍♀️ the opposition is already gearing up for war and who knows how long this is gonna take 🕰️ it's just so frustrating as a stoner who wants to be able to live their best life without all the drama 😩
 
lolol what a waste of time 🙄 so trump thinks he's doing us a solid by rescheduling cannabis but really he's just trying to get some brownie points with his base 🤣 like, dude, it's not that hard to just deschedule already 💁‍♀️ and btw, why is everyone making such a big deal out of this? it's just weed 🌿 i mean, come on, people, chill out 🔥
 
🙄 so trump orders a move to reschedule cannabis, but really it's just a show 🎩 his opponents are already planning a slow-burning fight against it, like they're trying to prove they're not just a bunch of party poopers 🤷‍♂️ and honestly, who knows what the end result will be? maybe it'll take years or even decades for cannabis to get its due 🕰️ at this point, descheduling seems like a more viable option, but hey, progress is slow 🔴⚠️
 
So I was reading about Trump's order to reschedule cannabis and I gotta say, I'm underwhelmed 🤔. It feels like just another PR stunt to get the libs all riled up 😂. And let's be real, it's gonna take a while for this thing to actually happen. I mean, we're talking years or even decades 👀. It's like trying to get a permit to change your phone plan 📱.

And have you seen the way the opposition is gearing up? 🤣 It's like they're waiting for a snowball fight ❄️. The conservatives are gonna make this thing as complicated and bureaucratic as possible 💼. I'm not saying it's impossible, but... I don't know, man 🤷‍♂️.

And then there's the scheduling itself 📚. Some people say descheduling is the way to go 🚫. Remove cannabis from Schedule I altogether? That sounds like a solid plan 💪. But others are all about rescheduling ⏰. Like, let's just get on with it already! 🕒

Anyway, it's clear that Trump's order was more of a symbolic gesture 🔥. The real work starts now 📝. And I'm not holding my breath for this thing to actually happen 💤.
 
trump's move is more about keeping things interesting for his base rather than actually making progress 🤔. we all know how this plays out - opposition from both within and outside his team, a protracted battle that drags on for years... meanwhile, the industry suffers and little to no real change happens 🔁. it's almost like he thinks he can just pull a fast one on us, make it look like progress is being made while keeping the status quo intact 🚫. newsflash: cannabis rescheduling has been a pipe dream for decades now...
 
😒 I'm not surprised by Trump's move on cannabis rescheduling, to be honest... it feels like a PR stunt, doesn't it? 🤔 He thinks he can just wave his magic wand and make everything okay with one executive order? 🎩 Please. This is going to drag out for years, maybe even decades, before anything actually happens.

I mean, let's be real, the opposition within the administration and the conservative movement are already gearing up for a fight... it's like they're trying to make this as difficult as possible. And Trump himself? He's all over the place on this issue, so who knows what he really thinks? 🤷‍♂️

We need real change here, not just some token gesture from the White House. Descheduling cannabis altogether would be a way forward, in my opinion... it'd get rid of all these arbitrary regulations and let businesses and consumers thrive. But no, instead we're stuck in this limbo, waiting for who-knows-what to happen next.

Anyway, I'm just keeping an eye on this one, and I'll believe it when I see some real progress 🙄.
 
🤔 Ugh, Trump's trying to do something good for once but I'm sure he's gonna screw it up. Like, who thought it was a great idea to just reschedule cannabis without actually knowing what they're doing? 🙄 It's not like this is the first time someone in power has promised change and then disappears into thin air.

I mean, what's the point of even trying if there are already people in the admin who are gonna fight it tooth and nail? 🚫 Pam Bondi and her crew just want to keep the status quo, and Trump's order is just a PR stunt to get some brownie points from the stoners. 🍂

And don't even get me started on how slow this whole thing is gonna be. Like, 20 years? That's just ridiculous! 🤯 Corey Coleman's right, though - descheduling would have been way more effective in getting rid of all these regulations.

I'm not holding my breath for anything to actually change here. It's probably just gonna get bogged down in red tape and bureaucratic nonsense. 😒
 
🤔 this order by trump is literally a joke, like he thinks he can just wave a magic wand and make all the problems in the cannabis industry disappear overnight 🚫. newsflash donkey: the admin is already on your side, but even if they weren't, it's not like you're gonna get re-elected cuz of this 💸. descheduling is where it's at, bro - remove cannabis from schedule 1 and we can move forward as a society 🌟. btw, how long did it take for the last rescheduling petition to resolve? like over 20 years, dude? 🕰️ that's longer than some people live lol
 
I'm so done with the whole rescheduling thing 🤯. It feels like a total waste of time, you know? I mean, Trump says one thing, but then nothing actually happens 💼. And don't even get me started on all the opposing forces within the administration... it's like they're just playing a big game of smoke and mirrors 🔮. Meanwhile, the industry is still stuck in limbo 🚫.

I think what really gets my goat is that we need to be focusing on descheduling instead 💡. I mean, come on, let's just remove cannabis from Schedule I already! It's not like it's a hard pill to swallow 🤪. But no, the focus is always on rescheduling, and it's just so... tedious 😴.

And have you seen the timeline for these things? Like, 20+ years? That's ages, fam! ⏰ We need some real action from our government leaders, not just a bunch of empty promises 🤥. So, let's keep an eye on this and see what really happens next 👀.
 
🤔 so like trump orders cannabis rescheduling but it's all just a PR stunt 📺 and we're stuck in this loop where nobody actually does anything 🔄 meanwhile, cannabis industry is literally dying because of regulatory barriers 💀 and descheduling would be way more effective to kick those red tape outta the door 🚪👍

💡 did u know that longest rescheduling petition took 20 years to resolve 🕰️ like what even is that? 🤯 and now we're just back to square one 🔄 but on a silver lining, industry folks are speaking up & pushing for change 💬 Corey Coleman's got some real tea about big business vs small operators 👀

📊 stats show that cannabis market was $24.1 billion in 2022 🤑 but it's projected to hit $73 billion by 2028 🔥 so like, we need some actual progress here 🚀 and descheduling would be the way to go 🤔 not just a public relations stunt like trump said 👎
 
it's so frustrating 🤯 when things don't go as planned, especially with something as promising as cannabis rescheduling 🌿. trump's order was supposed to be a game-changer, but now it just seems like a publicity stunt 💁‍♀️. i get that the opposition is strong, but can't we see this through? 🤞 descheduling is still the way to go in my opinion 🗺️ - it's more about the industry as a whole, not just one company trying to capitalize on the situation 💸. let's keep pushing for progress and not get discouraged by setbacks 😔
 
💔😒 So it looks like Trumps order on cannabis rescheduling is just a PR move lol. Now we gotta wait around for ages for anything to actually happen 🕰️. The opposition is gonna make sure of it... and from what I can tell, they're already gearing up for a long fight against rescheduling 💪. I mean, who's surprised right? 😒 At least Corey Coleman said something that resonated with me - "it's a step in the right direction" but also "we still have a long way to go". Yeah, because it feels like we've been down this road before... 🤦‍♂️ 20+ years and it still hasn't changed much. The smoke has definitely been blown, as they say 😅.
 
I MEAN COME ON! TRUMP THINKS A SIMPLE EXECUTIVE ORDER IS GONNA MAKE CANNABIS RESCHEDULING HAPPEN OVERNIGHT? PLEASE! IT'S LIKE TRYING TO SELL ICE TO AN ICEBERG - THE OPPOSITION IS TOO STRONG, AND THE PROCESS TAKES TIME. DESCHEDULENING WOULD BE WAY BETTER, BUT EVEN THAT MIGHT TAKE FOREVER. THE INDUSTRY NEEDS ACTION NOW, NOT JUST A SYMBOLIC MOVE FROM THE PRESIDENT. 🤦‍♂️💔
 
It's a total sham 🤑 that Trump is trying to make a big deal out of rescheduling cannabis. I mean, come on, he's just trying to save face after getting roasted for his failed policies on other issues...like that whole "covfefe" thing 😂. And let's be real, the opposition within his own administration is already playing hardball, so it's gonna take a lot more than a tweet from Trump to actually get anything done 🤣.

And can we talk about how ridiculous it is that they're even debating whether cannabis should be descheduled or not? I mean, it's like we haven't seen the benefits of medical cannabis firsthand yet...or maybe we just don't care enough to bother fighting for it anymore 😴. Anyway, let's just wait and see what actually happens when Trump's order gets put into action (if it even does). Until then, I'll be over here saying "see you in 20 years" 🎉.
 
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