Opinion: Kid Rock is no replacement for Bad Bunny - Detroit Metro Times

Kid Rock's attempt to challenge Bad Bunny for Super Bowl LX halftime show supremacy is a laughable display of desperation and ignorance.

The decision to pair Kid Rock with the likes of Lee Brantley Gilbert and Gabby Barrett, former Michigan man and country musicians respectively, is an exercise in attempting to distract from the fact that Bad Bunny is one of the biggest acts in the world right now. With over 2025's most-streamed artist on Spotify under his belt, and making history at this year's Grammy Awards by winning the first-ever Spanish-language album of the year, Bad Bunny has cemented his status as a global superstar.

In contrast, Kid Rock, notorious for his questionable lyrics and behavior, is hardly a role model worth emulating. His 2001 track "Cool Daddy Cool," which contains lyrics about raping girls, only serves to highlight his lack of seriousness when it comes to promoting a message that resonates with the youth.

Moreover, the fact that Kid Rock's most famous song features nonsensical lyrics like "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang" raises questions about the very notion of what constitutes 'American music.' Is this really the kind of entertainment we want to promote at a major event like the Super Bowl?

But perhaps the greatest gaffe is Kid Rock's misplaced attempt to claim that he is an "All-American" artist. The U.S. is, after all, the second-largest Spanish-speaking country in the world, and people like Bad Bunny are integral parts of American culture.

The people organizing Kid Rock's 'shadow halftime show' are the ones who are being divisive and un-American. They're rejecting an artist because he is from a different culture, and instead trying to project their own narrow-minded views onto the platform. It's time for America to come together and celebrate its diversity, not tear it apart with narrow nationalism.

Ultimately, this whole debacle serves as a reminder that sometimes it takes someone like Bad Bunny, who has transcended cultural boundaries and resonated with audiences worldwide, to show us what real entertainment looks like at the highest level.
 
omg I'm literally torn 🀯... on one hand, Kid Rock is literally a joke and his music is cringeworthy πŸ˜‚... but on the other hand, isn't it kinda weird that Bad Bunny gets to perform at the Super Bowl just cuz he's got all these streams and Grammy wins? πŸ€‘ shouldn't we be celebrating diverse artists who bring something new to the table, you know? πŸ€”
 
I mean, come on... Kid Rock thinkin' he can just bring some country acts and rock this Super Bowl thing? 🀣 That's like tryin' to pass off a hot dog as a gourmet meal . They're really tryin' to distract from Bad Bunny's obvious awesomeness. I mean, the dude's got 2025's most-streamed artist on Spotify for a reason! He's killin' it at the Grammys too. Meanwhile, Kid Rock's just...Kid Rock πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ You can't seriously think he's an "All-American" artist with that kind of track record? And what's up with his nonsensical lyrics in "Bawitdaba"? It's like he's tryin' to be some kinda novelty act. Let's just leave Kid Rock where he belongs – on a bad '80s cover band tour 🎸
 
I'm so done with this Super Bowl LX halftime show drama 🀣. Kid Rock's attempt to challenge Bad Bunny is a total joke, and I'm not buying it πŸ˜‚. It's clear they're trying to distract from Bad Bunny's massive success on Spotify, where he's been the most-streamed artist of 2025 πŸ“ˆ. Meanwhile, Bad Bunny has been making history at the Grammys with his Spanish-language album win πŸ†.

Kid Rock's past lyrics and behavior are pretty cringeworthy 😳, and pairing him with country musicians like Lee Brantley Gilbert and Gabby Barrett feels like a desperate attempt to create some sort of "all-American" vibe πŸ€ͺ. But let's be real, the US is home to millions of Spanish speakers, and artists like Bad Bunny are an integral part of American culture πŸ’–.

I think the people organizing Kid Rock's halftime show are the ones who need to take a step back and reevaluate their priorities πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ. America needs to come together and celebrate its diversity, not tear it apart with narrow nationalism 🌎. Let's give Bad Bunny the recognition he deserves as one of the biggest acts in the world πŸ™Œ!
 
Lmao Kid Rock think he can just waltz in there and steal the Super Bowl stage from Bad Bunny? Like that's gonna happen 🀣! And don't even get me started on those country musician buddies of his - Lee Brantley Gilbert and Gabby Barrett? What's next, a Garth Brooks and Tim McGraw reunion tour? πŸ˜‚ The fact that he thinks "All-American" means being from the US is laughable, newsflash Kid Rock, the US has like 42 million Spanish speakers πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ! And what's with the lyrics in his song "Bawitdaba"? Like, who comes up with that stuff? Sounds like something a middle schooler would write on their MySpace page back in the day πŸ“š.
 
πŸ™„ Kid Rock thinks he's a cool dude but really he's just a relic of the past trying to cling to relevance 🀣 I mean who tries to pair themselves with Lee Brantley Gilbert and Gabby Barrett? It's like they're trying to pass off as country music or something πŸ˜‚ Meanwhile Bad Bunny is over here breaking barriers and selling out stadiums all over the world πŸŒŽπŸ‘
 
πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ I mean, let's look at some stats πŸ“Š - Kid Rock's last album sold like 250k copies in the US, while Bad Bunny's "Un Verano Sin Ti" debuted with 1.4 million units in the same week πŸš€. Spotify says Bad Bunny has been streamed over 10 billion times on the platform alone 🌎. Meanwhile, Kid Rock's most popular song "Bawitdaba" had only 100 million views on YouTube πŸ˜…. The people organizing Kid Rock's halftime show might be trying to distract from their lack of vision, but we all know who's really bringing it πŸ”₯.

Here's a chart comparing Kid Rock's album sales over the past decade πŸ“ˆ:

* 2015: $1.4 million
* 2016: $400k
* 2017: $200k
* 2018: $100k
* 2019: $50k
* 2020: $20k
* 2022: $10k

Meanwhile, Bad Bunny's album sales have been steadily increasing over the past few years πŸš€:

* 2018: 1.5 million
* 2019: 3.5 million
* 2020: 5.5 million
* 2022: 7.5 million

It's clear who's having a more successful year πŸ’₯.
 
πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ u know i was gonna tune in 2 watch bad bunny kill it on stage but now kid rock's shadow halftime show is lookin like a hot mess πŸŽΈπŸ’” think its time 4 america 2 come together & celebrate our diversity rather than tryna tear ppl down b4 they even step onto the field βš½οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
 
🀣 I mean come on... Kid Rock think he's gonna take down Bad Bunny by throwing some country folks in his corner? Give me a break! πŸ™„ Bad Bunny is slaying the game right now and Kid Rock just can't touch him. Like, what even is "Cool Daddy Cool" supposed to be about? Rape lyrics are not cool, dude... at all. πŸ˜’ And don't even get me started on that song with nonsensical lyrics... is this really what we want to represent at the Super Bowl? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ I think the people organizing Kid Rock's 'shadow halftime show' need to take a step back and realize they're being super petty and not very American. America's all about diversity, right? So why are they trying to stifle Bad Bunny's vibes just because he's Spanish? 🌎 Let's keep it real, folks... Bad Bunny is the one who should be up on that stage. πŸ‘
 
🀣 I mean, come on... Kid Rock thinks he can just waltz in there and challenge Bad Bunny for that Super Bowl halftime show? Like, please πŸ™„. It's laughable. I think they're trying to pull a fast one by pairing him with Lee Brantley Gilbert and Gabby Barrett, but honestly, it just looks like they're grasping at straws. I mean, Kid Rock is literally the last person you'd want to emulate as an artist, considering his questionable lyrics and behavior 🀯.

And let's be real, Bad Bunny is a global superstar for a reason - he's got the talent, the charisma, and the message that resonates with people from all over the world. He's breaking down cultural barriers and bringing people together, whereas Kid Rock is just trying to cling to his outdated "All-American" image πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ.

It's not about being inclusive or celebrating diversity - it's about recognizing what real entertainment looks like at the highest level. And right now, Bad Bunny is the one leading the charge πŸ’₯. So, let's give it up for the man and his amazing music 🎡!
 
Ugh, Kid Rock thinks he's still got it lol πŸ˜‚. Like, I get it, he's nostalgic for his "Cool Daddy Cool" days but honestly, who is that song even for? πŸ™„ And pairing him with Lee Brantley Gilbert and Gabby Barrett? It's just a cry for help. Bad Bunny is the real deal, and anyone trying to take him down is just mad they can't compete πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. Newsflash: having a Spotify record that's literally a billion streams ahead of everyone else doesn't mean you're not still some kind of trainwreck... I mean, super star πŸš‚. The whole thing reeks of "us vs them" vibes and it's just so extra πŸ’β€β™€οΈ. Can we please just celebrate diversity and let the best artist win? It's 2025, America! Get with the times 😎
 
omg can you even imagine kid rock trying to rock (pun intended) the super bowl halftime show after bad bunny just shattered records 🀯🎢 i mean seriously who tries to challenge a global superstar? not cool, dude πŸ‘Ž and can we talk about how weak that lineup is with lee brantley gibbons and gabby barrett? 😴 those guys are country music nobodies compared to bad bunny's empire πŸ’₯ it's like they're trying to distract from the fact that kid rock has been making questionable moves for years 🚨 his lyrics are straight out of a bad '90s rap video, lol πŸ‘€ and what's with "all american"? umm america is actually 2nd largest spanish speaking country in the world, dude πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
 
πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ come on, pairin' Kid Rock with Lee Brantley Gilbert and Gabby Barrett is just a desperate attempt to fill the void left by Bad Bunny's absence. It's like they think we're gonna forget that Bawitdaba is still stuck in 2001 🎢. Meanwhile, Bad Bunny's already killin' it on Spotify and makin' history at the Grammys... 🀯
 
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